ratcum
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I intend to nob all of the birds in this photo. If Frau Rat finds out I'm going to say: "It was all in a good Corrs love"
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In the 18+ version she blows him off before singing the song
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maybe we should rebrand it as the British Shite Street CB? We're living in a Gestapo khazi
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Q: How do you know when a Korean is about to take their dog out? A: They put on oven gloves
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Q: What don't Korean policeman have shoelaces? A: They've run out of blindfolds
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fuckin lesbian conspiracy is what this is Scrotely. I may wank tomorrow but not on the holy day itself, even though Jesus gives me the horn. He was Korean you know.
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I reckon she thinks she's Paul McCartney's bird or summat
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stop it
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You're right Scrotely, it's all gone wrong for me recently. I need a Reader's Wives thread to get some cheap hits. Can you kick start that?
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lesbian
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I love you
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Didn't you know? They're in Rick's head and can change with the phases of the moon or the casting of chicken's entrails
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Who decided this twat was a retail guru? She said a while back she was going to save the British high street and yet fuck all has happened. I didn't ask for your help you self-publicising trollope
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'rules' on here are dynamic Dingly
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I don't know if it help CB, but you can pork my mum if you want.
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When discussing the shameful record of Israel's treatment of the Palestinians, the racism card gets played all too often
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I was the same with the made for TV mini series, Holocaust. They were all funny.
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Imagine if you asked a friend to organise a baby shower and they did exactly that. How would they keep all the little bastards in place until the moment came to drop them? Would any of the teen mums on the council estate even notice they'd gone?
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How am I going to order a hotdog during the Winter Olympics from Korea?
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he's fuckin weird and a lesbian
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glad I wasn't eating or drinking when I read this you bastard. I once stopped on a motorway, ran up the embankment, had a shit, got back in the car and up to 80mph, then noticed a fair amount of shit on the back of my hand. Carried on to work and tried to avoid any members of staff until I could get to the khase.
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monstrous pufter
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Unless he endorsed oxygen Deebly. Or carbon based life.
