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This is important work Nobby. Not glamorous, but nevertheless stands in its own right.

You're just feathering your own nest now Gypo. Stop it.

Toucan play at this game

I'd already knew our friendship needed reviewing CB,but an African Grey? I think you are now officially my best avian porking pal.

I'm having to see to the drainage in the bottom field at the moment Lady P. Maybe after that...

Carry on like this and you'll be up in front of the beak

you're sewing the seeds of your own destruction

She might have been a teen slag on benefits

No. No. No.

You fucked a parakeet? This changes everything CB.

You haven't got a budgie have you CB? This is actually Mrs Baws you're talking about isn't it? It's okay to cry mate; you're amongst cunts here.

Imagine if her cunt actually was spoiled, like fruit or veg can be spoiled? Bleuch!!

I ain't no grass

You fuckin idiot Eddie! She's converted to ham not Islam. She used to be a vegetarian see? When our budgie 'Minty' was alive, he used to sit in a light fitting until his feathers smouldered.

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Tonight I shall undergo ecdysis

I find films with numbers in their title are often sub-standard Killer. Malcolm X for instance. The 7 Hyundai another.

Good old Punkly. Like an inverted nipple; not a lot of use and a bit of a tit

Cheeky mare

Imagine if that historian cunt David Starkey had a new programme on tele but Johnnie racist thought it was called David's Darkie. They'd tune in hoping for some post modern slavery chicanery, only to be see a boring little tit instead talk about the monarchy.

Good old Punkly. Like an electric whippet; quick off the mark but always needs charging.

The Old Testament is fuckin ace and helped me make sense of Raiders of The Lost Ark. The New Testament oth, is a peacenik cockade of homo socialist ideology and sub-Paul Daniels magic tricks

NORTHERN IRELAND, Funny little leprechaun voices, fucked up politics and a shit economy. What is the fuckin point? I'd tow the fucker out into the North Sea and sink it.

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