ratcum
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My Barbour Beaufort had what they claimed was a game pocket. I tried putting my Trivial Pursuit in there but it looked fuckin stupid, like having a small square dog biting my arse.
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Never mind all that CB, Frau Rat has reorganised the cutlery draw based on ethnicity. I'm preparing a report for The Corner.
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I feel slightly unwell now
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I too have seen what you did there, which on balance is cleverer than what I did. If that is, what I think you were thinking I did is what I think it was and that we both agree on what you tried to do. What do you think?
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I lost my Barbour whilst holidaying in Seville
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You tell them Punkly! They're like so many worms in some soil somwehere
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Good old Punkly; the Corner's very own metacognitive incapacity pinup boy
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He might think he has a monopoly on any device that delivers a sudden blow to an object. That would include Princess Margaret if the old cod slot was alive.
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Jeff Wayne has remade The War of The Worlds using Gary Barlow. That's like redoing The Holocaust with Ambi Pur; pointless and smelly.
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Excellent avatar Alfie, but does Fender know about it?
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In school Heinrich Himmler was called Gary, or sometimes just Gaz. Tomfuckery of the most rum sort.
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I knew a lad called Dennis but we all called him Ted. How fucked up is that eh?
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BBC HEADLINE....."About 1,800 vulnerable chicks dumped" Fuck that dating website, get in there my son!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wash it down with a glass of Crusha
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I'm trying to be subtle and clever. You however, are trying to be an unreconstructed phalocentric troglodyte
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It could only be more perfect if his arse was Welsh.
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Moorgate could be a bit of a crush back in the day
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Moss Side is cool. You can see people smiling in the dark
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Nostradamus had nothing on you Gibson. Except being able to predict shit of course
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mong
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multi mong
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Gerry Adams was dubbed
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Cunts Who Extend Their Houses At The Expense Of Any Off Road Parking
ratcum replied to Ape™️'s topic in The Corner
Romford does this sort of thing very well -
I loved them. Did you ever read any Leo Kessler?
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probably be shit though
