ratcum
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I was Goering to say that
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I always take a Belsen braces approach to these things CB. You only need a shoehorn when things are too fuckin tight.
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lots of jews at the oscars
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Oatabix Minis were good but you don't seem to get them anymore. I reckon it's another example of rum Judeo-Bolshevik type fuckery.
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You should be tolerant of these cunts. It's only when they start taking your hands into their own law that things get roistery. Or if they start pedalling artificial banana flavourings on an unsuspecting pubic.
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As Moby Dick once said; I can have you krilled.
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gypo droog scum wallah
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They'll probably lose their proposed advertising deal with Nesquik now Authoritah, you interfering ninny!! You're like that Stacey Dooley, except I don't want to poke you with my little rat pecker
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queenie grike
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bananas have never tasted like banana
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Absolute Radio is strangely named. I mean, it's not as if it's mainly radio with a smattering of something else is it? "And here's Radio Rat with just a touch of artificial banana flavourings"
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Have you noticed Deco how banana flavoured products just taste of flavouring rather than banana? Could be racist.
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I wish I'd said that Wilde
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Imagine if you went to the jewellers and said you wanted to some jewellery on approval, but instead they thought you meant Jewry. There'd be benjo and enthuzimuzzy for all around as you left with a gaggle of these cunts draped around you.
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Knees up mother's brown Knees up mother's brown
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Knees up Mother's Brown Knees up Mother's brown
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let them live in a cake
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The perfect woman would have 5 cunts around her waist and ones in both hands and both feet Authoritah. That way, if she tried to attack you, she'd be fucked
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We should all go on a fission trip together Apely. That's given me the horn.
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vapid lezza
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That's enough Tony Blair gags for one day Alfie.
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Does it work with meatballs CB?
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It's like when your children go off to university
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love your avatar Punkly. It looks like Gary Bushell but he's too vast a cunt to fit in a photo
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that's just silly
