ratcum

I can smell your mum

there was a dog on crufts last night and the breed was papillon. Cunt didn't look like any of the actors in the film, or the swamp or any of the prison buildings. I'm going to pick up some mutt from a rescue centre and pass it off as a rare Where Eagles Dare breed.

One of them was black? I don't remember that bit.

if King Kong was real and made a deposit at Barclays, I reckon the splooge would knock me out rather than drown me

they carry VD you know

He was going to steal a weasel

Cuntybaws likes this

No idea. Maybe a whelk

...probably

He reminds me of one of those small things you sometimes see

I don't know what's worse; the puffery of the 'sports' themselves or the egg laying mules that play them.

a bit of a tit maybe

jewish banana?

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross To see a fine lady without any toes. I used to chant this endlessly, even after my mum shouted "that's fuckin wrong you pointless little whelk

that's just silly

My new football homo chant when standing on the terrorists: "The sun has got his hat on. Not fuckin round here he doesn't Abdul" That's all I got so far

Imagine if Marc Tree Bender had penned "Ride a Yellow Banana" instead of that White Swan shit. Sponsorship deals alone would have bought him a car and house.

Fuck! Another lezzer!!!!!!

I look like the hood above a clitoris. Or a banana

In my school we had a few lads called Dennis but never made anything of the fact bin lorries were all called Dennis too. "Oi Binnie!" or "Oi Rubbish, you off down the dump then?" Instead, we wasted our efforts on belittling Hippodrome Titwank.

(In my best Irish accent): Fill yer boots maan.

Oh dear, more faggo-footbally stuff. Average IQ of The Corner just dropped again.

Cancuntada

If Frau Rat ever has mastectomies I'll never call her a complete tit again

lots of slags in Ireland