ratcum
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I find you irresistible Gypo. I'm like a Conservative manifesto chasing a bin when you're around.
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We have a wheeled refuse container system 'round our way Scrotals. You and I have nothing in common.
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has he?
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You know CGAS, you remind me of one those cylindrical things that draws to point and has a groove down one side.
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No
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You're right CB. Although quite the social realist, Minty couldn't abide 'Trojan Dildos'. Or the Welsh
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I was well into my 20s before I realised the Elgin Marbles weren't the sort you could play with. Imagine my surprise when me and Ted 'Oily' Wragg tried to have a go at the British Museum! I took my best potter along.
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Doctor Who defeated The Hyphens after their alliance with The Banana Splits. My budgie had a better grasp of this than you do.
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So Princess Margaret was from Bhutan? Ah, I get it now! Good one Scrotely. You're alright for a frenchie
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we haven't had any new cunts on here for weeks! The Corner is becoming an incestuous pit of homologous genes, fruitlessly vying with each other for that little bit of an edge. You should fuck off and die.
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I have a brain the size of Weston Super Mare but I don't get this reference.
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it would be buggered then
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Loads of cunts take their dirty washing all the way to Tokyo
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If Allah wills it
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You can take the Gurkha out of Nepal but you can't take Joanna Lumley out of...... Bollocks, I haven't thought this out have I? cunts
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I thought it was The Grauniad?
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Gok Wan was in the Gurkhas. Well some of them anyway
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I've never been to the Pacific
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Jade Goody was of woman born? I thought she just oozed out some slime in Hackney marshes. Perhaps the mother should team up with Amy Slimehouse's old man to try and out debase each other and the memory of their respective broods?
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if you know a woman who lives in a flat or house without carpets, hire a RugDoctor for the day and send it round. Chortlemundo!!!!
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If you worked in a shoe shop Stubbo, you could casually ask members of staff in they had the horn, or if they wouldn't mind giving you the horn.
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I wouldn't know where to start with some of these modern lobsters Scrotely
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who is he?
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You fuckin lobster
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It took me a while to understand why cold water lobsters are preferable to warm water ones. Not to myself of course, they're just fuckin lobsters to me.
