ratcum
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Why hasn't that annoying G TECH air ram spastic cunt wallah invented a cordless banana? I hate his arse.
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Cunts who over zealously cut the grass OUTSIDE their gardens
ratcum replied to Stubby Pecker's topic in The Corner
Good to see no one's saying darkie on here -
Cunts who over zealously cut the grass OUTSIDE their gardens
ratcum replied to Stubby Pecker's topic in The Corner
was that Coleen Nolan or one of the dead ones? You sick fuck Authoritah -
Cunts who over zealously cut the grass OUTSIDE their gardens
ratcum replied to Stubby Pecker's topic in The Corner
Nice one Rat, that showed the fuckers -
Cunts who over zealously cut the grass OUTSIDE their gardens
ratcum replied to Stubby Pecker's topic in The Corner
Back on topic, I used to do this on a regular basis as the council were fuckin useless. Apart from a few Honda owners, there's precious little civic pride about these days, so I'm applauding my own efforts. Well done Ratty. Hussah!! -
Cunts who over zealously cut the grass OUTSIDE their gardens
ratcum replied to Stubby Pecker's topic in The Corner
except their cunts which I have on authority (see what I did there?) are sort of beefy -
It's an urban moth
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my sister's pubes
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you sick fuck Rev, surely putting his remains in the brown bin sets a better example?
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Now come on Stubble, no one uses their balls for this kind of shit.
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not as crazy as a one night stand with an actual night stand. Shovel.
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In the next life I want to come back as a rectocele or a tin of carnation. I reckon Minty's spirit somehow got into David Hasselhoff as the latter has remained popular despite being fuckin useless
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"Fuck off out of it you foreign bastard"
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We're not long for this site Eric.. Do the Sheik and Fuck and put the freshness back Do the Sheik and fuck and put the freshness back
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"Lez Off"
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"Jew off" will just fly off the shelves Authoritah. Please report my arse immediately
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You can buy a spray called " Cat Off" and one called to "Dog Off". Some joined up thinking needed here I think
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I wouldn't even grass a Lorne Greene
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Or you hire a JCB and the fuckin thing just talks about obscure blues musicians and refuses to do any work. Chukaboo collie shangles 'n all
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especially when you sat down on the rocker and had a wank. Japes aplenty
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Imagine if you used a Plant Hire service but instead of a JCB, the cunts lend you Robert Plant at a special weekend rate. Jiggery pokery along with standard larks. Trying to landscape with the ageing rocker is quite a trial.
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Like Panzerknacker, Punkape is a necessary weevil.
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standing on a green banana is meant to be like standing on a half chub Snatch. Geese.
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No Gobness, but I fuckin love the instruments you speak of. It shows Africans and Welsh people just how far behind they are in terms of societal development. Fuckin useless as actual pens mind
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I was thinking of a stabbed uterus Authoritah but respect to your arse for knowing of Metal Mickey. He had some homo thing going on with Dusty Bin you know? Apparently they were rubbish together and it ruined his career.
