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Oi Percy, show us yer cock! Stick in Val's garden

We had a lad in our school

When Percy Thrower appeared on Blue Peter he never once got his nob out. Gotta respect his arse for that. I mean if I'd been near Petra or Shep, I'd have got the old womb blaster out. "Thrower the Shower" as he was never known as.

I had a friend same age as me who wore a pair of these whale foreskins. On calling him a continent spanning gash slurper, he said "they're anti-fit Ratto". He's bigger than me so I kicked his wife in the cunt for half an hour

Authoritah's still the Axminster of lesbians on here. We'll not see the like of his warp for some time.

unless they went by train and missed a carriage. Morbs and half-rats roisterism would break out

Fast Eddie: the voice of raisin.

chipper jilty tintly lode

I usually put a stiff brush out for the little bastards. They think it's a love doll

imagine if you asked for a pair of gaiters but were handed gators instead! You could sing "Crocodile Shoes" whilst enjoying the irony of this lower leg protective covering misappropriation. Battyfang your daddles onlookers might larkily josh

Is Cockermouth one of the villages?

There's a programme on tele called "Penelope Keith's Hidden Villages". I knew she was a massive cunt, but entire villages? I've got to watch this.

Now I know many cunts are a bit thick and not very good at counting, but there's only one artist called Geiger (Alien, ELP's BSS album etc.). Alright, there's a few family members too, but do you really need a GEIGER COUNTER to workout how many there are? Also, the cunt's been dead for 3 years

the cunt's dyslexic, and actually believes himself to be a dog of some sort

why has that dope Can't Yeah aligned himself with a racist white dog? Oh wait a minute, he's thick trash created by a cynical music industry. Ah yes, that would explain it Ratto.

set off by the right golf inspired slacks, you'd cut a sporting dash in these DingTheCava. You'd also get your head kicked in mind

Imagine dreaming you were Martin Luther King dreaming about talking about his dream? Nanty narking chukaboo larkilies it would be, on realising your arse was black......

Rat Top Tip Women who wear tons of concealer and foundation: save money by staying at home you disgusting gorgons! ...next week: how to get rid of unwanted step children

zombie

I'd like to torture him with a Dyson.

I'd like to see a crew of emaciated drug fuelled chavs trained up and used to beat the toffs in a race. ......oh and then killed of course.

I think you're confused OB. She would just get close to the object, then draw a little air into her nose, sometimes whilst making a fanning motion with her right hand.

He looked like Paul Raymond but never exploited the fact. Stupid fuckwit

my mum's dead but I can tell you how she smelled if you like

O'Leary is a foulmouthed bog trotting ninny and I'd no more fly in his shitty planes than eat my mum's poo