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Chicken George!

Diane Abbott could never have run for Mayor of London as she's a fatty. "Thomas! Thomas!"

Ever since Minty passed I haven't liked anything. Maybe I never will.

I've asked admin to enable me to lick members posts instead of like them, but the cunts just started laughing. There's a load of cunts at admin and they need sorting out. Insert other media

Frau Rat told me to wash the gook off my hands when I came in yesterday. I'd only been worming the cat. What sort of a bloke does she think I am?

All these negative waves Killer

Saw a pricey watch in the jewellers today. Pathetic Philip.

no but she can be a bit cranky at times

Higgins is a bit piggy isn't he?

If we still had the death sentence and I'd murdered someone (Vanessa Phelps for instance), I'd ask to be hanged by the actor Patrick Stewart. Cunts on here could come along to watch and shout: "Oi Ratty, hoisted by your own Picard eh?" Chorltlesome times for all would no doubt ensue. Until I rose again on the turd day and pointed out the error

Go on Frank! Jo Bugger next eh?

who buy's this chode's CDs? they should be gassed

As the Corner's only transcontinental sex-chicken, I'd like to be the first to congratulate Frank Bruno

It's like they've got some built in elastic delay in their Achilles tendons. I'd kill every man jack of them and their cunt pets too. Then I'd go to Lambeth and slaughter their arses to buggery and beyond.

Not worthy of a thread in its own right, but people who walk in a cocky way are cunts. Just piss off with your cockiness and your walking.

you're right

tis true

I love the dead

I want to be blown up whilst wearing Rupert Murdoch as a scarf and Theresa May as a muff.

In the Brexit thing I was a 'Remainer' which sounds a bit like 'Romania'. I don't know if that helps at all?

She stole a pedalo from Margate and tried to attack the Tirpitz in that Norwegian fjord. The fucker ran her over

My Aunty Vi

so long as he wasn't a conchie

Ditto some of my lot Authoritah. Not Beth Ditto of course

her "Shoah Shower Shuffle" was a disco classic Owen