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You've got to hand it to these Asian grooming gangs; they MOSCOW look fuckin immaculate! Not a hair out of place, sharp suits, crisp white shirts and just a light touch of a sophisticated cologne. Nails and eyebrows in top condition. I would take my hat off to PRAGUE these dapper wallahs but I lack the urban cool to even wear one.

Lord Pentland of Javelin is Lord High Potato. Keep an eye out for him

I can't believe you did this

The English Potato League are far right. And by 'potato' I'm referring to all varieties of starch based tuberous crop, not just the humble spud. You bastards won't be laughing when the chip hits the pan

The English Potato League are becoming increasingly active in veg aisles round our way.

Frank put the Putin in Rasputin. I miss the swarthy bastard

I remember all those Emmanuelle off shoots: Emmanuelle in Africa, Emmanuelle Down The Cycle Shop,

what the fuck are you on about Jiggery?

you prawn chasing squiggle Authoritah

Again with the negative waves CB. You should keep rare pig breeders (sic) you immense dyke magnet

I like you Killer, especially your antediluvian vole splitting side.

She's also marriedto Robert Fripp so has spent half her life listening to his repetitive drivel music and quasi-intellectual claims thereof. What a boring pasty cunt he is.

Remember those public info broadcasts: "THINK ONCE, THINK TWICE, THINK BIKE"? Well a lad in our school died on his motorbike, so we replaced the word "BIKE" with his name. Larks a jilty.

homo

and common

Quite right Tank Bollock

God doesn't exist but if he didn't he wouldn't allow cunts like Stephen Fry to say he didn't, therefore making himself a cunt.

The Cat was indeed priceless

Flinty was the best cunt on here, especially when he was on his period. A purple patch you might say.

I put a quick acting carcinogen on the end of my (gloved) hand and watch them wither and die within minutes. A bit of Polonium does the trick.

"Kids are tougher than you think". No they're not. You've hurt them deeply by playing around and being a shit parent and not being there for them, and now you're try to make yourself feel better. Fuck off.

The young royals are fond of this 'guys' nonsense Gypo. I think they're trying to connect with the ordinary cunt in the street

I tell them my name is Oswald Mosely and that they should fuck off home. As they're already there, the poor fucks interpret this as an instruction to leave work and go home. For this they are sacked.

I didn't know he had a nickname. Must be popular then, or at least noteworthy.

Who is this 'Panzy' you speak of Apely? We're all Lemmy's creatures after all.