I've got a small Noddy figurine and I'm thinking of going up to 70s Brummie rocker John 'Noddy' Holder and asking him to hold it for me. I reckon things could really kick off after such a cheeky gambit.
If I ever see caviar, I have a quick splooge on it then pop it in an airing cupboard. A few days later these disgusting half rat half fish things emerge. I've decided to call them ratfish
Please install a powerful pump to remove the vast quantities of bilge from this thread. Contributors are all sons of wheel tappers and should be gassed.
I've being some research on how many products contain hidden potato. I don't mean obvious stuff like potato waffles, but things like pasties, quiche, BMWs etc.
You are a yam, a plantain fifth columnist working with the English Potato League.
"They should own up or earth up Ratty" my old dad to use to say about Asian moolis round our way.