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Nice one Cyril. Remember when people used to say that?

I agree with Wizzo, porn scenes shot in zero gravity do have better cum shots

for ten dorra I fro in fruckin cat

I'm genuinely shocked at the age of some of Ariana Grande's fans. Have you seen her videos? She's like a underage crackwhore teen poledancing scrub hooker. I wouldn't have any 10 year old daughter of mine watching that porn shit.

I ruv oo rong time Johnny

So are restaurant staff when I book a table

I intend to fight this election on personalities not policies.

most should become sex workers or fertilser

you know it makes sense

I hope this terrible incident doesn't start a new round of sabre rattling and unfocused jingoism. As a nation we need to take a long hard look at where our armed forces are deployed and: (a) if they're anywhere other than Britain and a few of our mickey mouse outposts, bring them home. Well that's it. IS et al would simply have no truck with us after that.

fuck off

VOTE RAT

I agree with Fast Eddie, with the Girl Guides modernising, the time for a Pole Dancing badge is upon us. It would put an end to Asian grooming gangs and give thick slags a proper career.

I agree with Wolfie, all these cunts coming to Europe in boats should be given guns and trained in elementary piracy. They could then be despatched to the coast of Somalia or West Bongo, to steal off the indigenous pirates. Africans fucking Africans near Africa.

I agree with Mingeeta, most American men are circumcised and their foreskins are just being thrown away. They could be used as tiny wetsuits for land voles who could then join their water cousins for a quick splash. Equally, if squid get over fished, foreskins could replace calamari on menus throughout the world.

dreck

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Booking dot yeah!!

I agree with Alfie on this. Any dikes or levies threatening to burst, say on Holland for instance, should be reinforced with lesbians.

I agree with Snatch; newly qualified nurses should indeed be encouraged to enter the Red Bull Soapbox Race. On wheeled gyno chairs, with all their prawn salady bits on display. Yes.

they're fuckin weird. Their bones can't be that big can they? Comedy homos the lot of them

men with thick hairy wrists scare me

lesbians on Dr. Who? Next they'll be putting non WASPs on Blue Peter