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Reported for being logical. We don't need your sort on here Fender

The Scouts should have an Endangered Species badge, where they are encouraged to collect as many specimens as possible of a particular orchid or newt. These could then be pinned on the notice board in the patrol corner or displayed on parents' night.

I agree with Fender, the Girl Guides should have a jam rag badge. These won't be shop bought ones of course. Instead, squirrels could be shot and their tails used to absorb stuff.

I think some of the later Beatles albums were just taking the piss. We're so fuckin big we can just turn out doodles, or let Retard Ringo Starr write something. Not fashionable to say this now of course.

In my professional life, I deal with people from all walks of life. By and large, the 'toffs' are the worst for arriving on time. Their children yawn without covering their mouths and seem incapable of sitting still. The latter also have no grasp of what a normal working person faces in life by way of financial pressures and constraints.

Dixon of Dock Green is getting a gay makeover, it's now called Dicks in Cock Brown. In cinemas in Brighton it's going to be called Truncheon.

How do you stop a Muslim drowning in the pool? Put him inshallah end

How many Muslims does it take to change a badger?

top lezza

Rat Top Tip Calling all sexual predators in the church! Why don't you disgusting cunts abuse Catholic nuns instead of lay people? The sort of nuns you find running catholic schools, mean spirited, small minded and often cruel, these bitches will welcome your attentions. No innocents are harmed and you sick bastards and your twisted desires are sated. Or just fuck off and die. ...update I'm sending this to the World Council of Churches along with an effigy of Fred Dibnah

Maybe John Noakes will find Leslie Judd's tits in heaven as they certainly were never on earth

if you meant lunar larder you are fuckin clever and must be one of my multis

If this women had been on top of a Saturn V rocket, it simply would have stayed on the launch pad, merrily burning fuel and NASA personnel.

reported for wayward punctuation and the incorrect spelling of 'lesbian'

I saw a fat woman today who had originally had small feet. However, in an attempt to support this tubster, they had splayed out sideways to the extent that they were now as wide as they were long. Basically the cunt had square feet. Like chunks of spam at the end of her 'legs'. Naturally this gave me the horn so I attacked her with a radish

imagine if actual cunts dropped like flies? Bleuch!

stick to selling pins CB

My only regret is that he didn't go on to do porn. I know Shep did, but it was rather like watching Samson without Deliah Smith.

twerp

looney

I agree with Snatch, radishes have cornered the market in homoerotic names. Here are but all of them: Scarlet Globe Pink Beauty Prince Rotin Chinese Red Meat Long Black Spanish Crimson Giant and the most sexy of all? Asian Rattail

yeah but you could be a parsnipophile Alfie. They tend to be loners so there's no associating with other degenerates anyway

"Bright eyes, burning like fire Bright eyes, how can you close and fail? How can the light that burned so brightly Suddenly burn so pale? Fuckin parsnips Ratty, that's how!"

Imagine if the Otterman Empire had been run by actual otters! I reckon Gallipoli wouldn't have been half as fucked up as it was. I mean... otters! Fuckin hell Rat, you could write a book about it. Otters sat on ottoman chairs reading "Ring of Bright Water" and singing "Bright Eyes"

no, that's just silly