ratcum

Stick your nob in a fat bird's mouth and say "it's me glans" Then run way

I stood in mud outside Manchester Apollo on many an occasion

If you could feel my breasts right now, you'd understand.

eh?

Never mind all that hybrid and electric car shit, what about hybrid pets? I've already seen some locals alternating regular dog food with vicious beatings and their pooches seem to thrive on it. Same with cats, regular Wiskas at home; gravel or larger stones if they stray within the walls of Schloss Ratler.

Frank, we should at least start to think about seeing other species now.

I'm a lesbian now Frank and Eric is my lover

facing the local Mecca Bingo hall

Far too much reasoned argument and heated debate on here. Lets talk about double teaming nuns whilst suspended under giraffe racing. Imagine the form book you'd have to wade through before placing a bet?

Imagine if FHM tottie magazine changed its name to FGM? I'd certainly buy the "THE TOP 10 MOST MUTILATED FANNIES" edition, hoping it'd become a collectors item.

Terrorists could have dedicated spaces as well. I wonder what sort of symbol they could have on the tarmac for them?

You married well there Alfalfa

I'd like to see James Dyson and that smug GTECH AirRam cunt in a fight to the death. I'd then go in a clear up the debris with a Henry

I don't like her

Reported for shitness

I wouldn't be too sure CB. There's some pretty foxy looking bats out there you know. The Indian flying fox to name but all of them

I think lesbians should be allowed to use those parent/toddler spaces. It would certainly be a lot safer for us blokes to crowd round and watch them do the prawn truffle hunt. At the moment the fishy temptresses complain that they can't get out of their car whilst I'm pressed up against the door.

with a bit of Michael Jackson's dad thrown in

What if you've kidnapped toddlers?

A lad in our school had those godawful callipers on his legs. "Don't fuck about with those bits of Meccano Barry, just chuck yourself straight in the fire!" I used to shout

I bought two of those little silicone sacks to cook poached eggs in. They're about as useful as phosphorus ointment on a burns ward.

A like from Roops CB? You're dead to me

Imagine if you got Heimlich and Hamlisch mixed up? Some cunt’s choking to death on their bagel, you jump up and play “The Entertainer” on their back. Jillty blaggers all round eh?

did he orgasm?

Extended warranties are a fuckin con