ratcum
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Diana, Diana, you thick fuckin spanner Forsook crown and castle for a w** and a pillar (Ratcum 2017)
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I wish I'd said that Oscar
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Reported for Nazism
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I went normal for a while whilst you were in chokey. It caused such cognitive dissonance amongst the natives I had to revert to being a Keith. I navigated to the tip of Spain in June, so I hope you're proud of me.
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I’d rather chew through Sarah Jessica Parker’s perineum than be in your audience Zorba. I will however, never let you down on here.
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Working class culture references are wasted on me Gypo. Maybe if he's coxed at Glyndebourne?
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Remember Audi/NSU? The poor jerries had no idea how that sounded to us plucky Brits
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good old Gobber; like Sarah Jessica Parker but without the hooves. Or the tail.
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Imagine if you ordered a George Foreman Grill but the actual cunt himself was in the box?
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I think you might be crediting him more than he deserves. He turned me into a newt
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footballers’ tears shed for the lad don’t hide cold facts all could’ve been better if you cunts paid more tax
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Jesus Gibson, even my diaphragm's depressed when you post on here!
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I had this bastard for O level English Literature. I got an 'A' so must have out bastarded the bastard bastard
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no
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You and that Eric are fucked up
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musty slit
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you utter palestine
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When you were inside I guess you had to join in with such primitive 'entertainment' Frank. Not now though.
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I think you might be right there Gypo
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We've got one of these near us but there's never anything decent on. Obscure film noir or opera 'live' from New York. What a fuckin crock of shit
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I still think my hybrid pet idea has some way to go yet. Imagine a horse powered by hay and homosexuality!
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quality
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My problem with BJs is that if I can't see what's happening, I could just as well have walked into a cattle shed at calving time.
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quality
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jesus had a nob
