RAT TOP TIP: carry some concentrated sodium hydroxide with you at all times. If one of these acid attack Johnnies comes up to you, neutralise his arse!!
Don't forget the lezzer shoes made of some non cow substitute. Ironically, the substitute invariably comes from the plastics/petrochemical industry, so is a pollution derived product. An actual cow on the other hand is carbon neutral by comparison.
I'm intend to deliver hot food to needy local pensioners and carry it to them on a calf.
MEALS ON VEALS will cause much hilarity as well as aid the nutrition of some old bastards
You're right about Newman, a genius but a troubled one by all accounts. Baddiel is just an earwig who tries desperately to have some street cool about him. I understand they have recently become pally on Twatter