ratcum
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Try shitting standing up. Measuring how far up your legs the poop goes will enable you to collect qualitative data over a period of time. I never eat anything bigger than my head, or anything triangular shaped.
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RAT TOP TIP: If you spit blood when cleaning your teeth, it might be from the slap you got earlier for being a twat
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Commendation for coming out as a steaming lezzer
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Nolan Sister
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You're not so much a miscarriage of justice as just a miscarriage Wizzo. Go in pieces my friend
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Too many whore themselves on here Deco. You're way above that.
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It's the lack of sophistication I can't stand Fran. I'd be happy to slaughter millions but remain civilised and decent throughout. When I exterminate ants, it's often accompanied with a little Bartók
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How's your deal with VAGISIL© going Stubbly?
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It'll still need bigger doors for her arse
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During the regeneration we'll see Peter Capaldi's cock invaginate. Doctor Cunt is born
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I'm not mentioning Auschwitz smoky grey if that's what you're fishing for. This is a trap isn't it?
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It's like the Rwandan Genocide all over again
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H Block brown, Grenfell Black
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not on here dude, they're fuckin hopeless
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This is very funny and as I didn't think of it, a huge pisser at the same time
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I'm on Whittle Green at the moment and may finish with Black Panther Black
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I'm leading a crowd funded backlash to this dental supernova nonsense, by keeping my teeth a bit yuck. I aim to mimic much of the Dulux colour chart over the next few months.
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Monkey tennis
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Before dissing our Frank, just remember he's had more hot dinners than you've had equine related orgasms
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you don't get to call people lesbians on here and anyway, Lady P is an erotic inferno of indeterminate gender
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a packet of Rothmans can still get you a brown hat
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It's be like dancing at Billingsgate fish market after a particularly late delivery of hagfish
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Existential dread? Again? And to think we used to be Nazi pals. I wish Jewdy was here to see this. You fuckin poof Deco.
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Trying CBT on the sort of cunts we have on here is a thankless task Zorba. They need happy pills or something to send them into the next world. Also, some actually thought your boat was real, so feel a bit stupid now, hence gunning for you.
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you slag
