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Cunts like your MIL like bath 'bombs'. Buy her a ball of potassium for Christmas. Who knows, it might even lodge in her salmon glove! VOTE RAT X

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I've tried helicopters and they're badly fucked up

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...Amstrad, Arcadia Group, stealing pension funds

The guy looks like an erotic inferno to me: just fizzing with sexual tension and general spunkiness. Lady P knows how to pick these fuck giants

Did you notice the surname of that 5 year old illegal street trader selling lemonade?

I just love your new avatar Lady Peloponnese! Are you two courting?

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Lesbian lump. You can't hold a candle to our Claudia

I'm worried people on here will think I know you.

Winkleman is jewish but I fail to see what that has to do with anything. Neither does Vanessa Felz

I don't understand what point you are trying make Manko. Is it a black thing? Is it because I'm not black?

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That tumour on the side of the baby's head looks fuckin gross. Why is there a gallows in the background? This is a trap isn't it?

This display raises a number of questions. 1. Why didn't the woman pre-book a seat? 2. Why should having children (not a disease remember) somehow qualify her for someone else's seat? 3. Is she utterly insensitive to the feelings of others? 4. Why was she travelling anyway? It's not like anyone wants to have her visit and make their furniture all soggy and whiffy

Darwin's head would have exploded if he'd met you Nelly. We need more like you on here.

Try the darknet. The world of marsupial porn is a murky one.

Ah yes I know the sort Authoritah: parents were 'chapel', rode a horse to school and wanked off to R.S. Thomas poetry.

No fooling you Authoritah! Burgess, Philby and McLean would have been sniffed out in no time if you'd been running MI5.

I don't understand any of this. Are you Welsh?

Make a good batsman captain and his form inevitably slips. Make a good young batsman captain and his form disintegrates.

I have to agree with Deco on this; lesbian urine does not have preservative properties. Witness the story of the little boy who stuck his finger in a dike.

you from fuckin Plant Homo now?