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ratcum

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  1. just the same as encountering the cunts at any other time of the bastard day
  2. ratcum

    Dr. Receptionists.

    We're all Lemmy's creatures in the end Snatch
  3. This is much cleverer than any of will ever realise
  4. It's either Jolyon Palmer or something equally useless
  5. they also have nukes and yet you never hear the yanks bleating on about that. It remains the most unstable region in the world but these cunts get a free pass no matter what they do.
  6. Fuck yeah, Londo! What a superb cretinous bastard child of Jewdy and Rothers
  7. I think they prefer to be the 51st state of the USA. They certainly get more money from the senate than any of the other states
  8. I stupidly used the cash machines there Authoritah. You can't take cash out, only put in. They also accept flesh but only in pounds which must be difficult for non British tourists.
  9. Fast Eddie; as offensive as Operation Barbarossa, only without the 3 million German troops and their Nazi ideology
  10. sitting on the fence yet again Rev? Put up or shut up you Libdem dog
  11. she's a weird shape Killer. I've got an easel with more curves than her
  12. I think we're in danger of believing you're a real person again Frank. CBT for both of us will be booked shortly old fiend
  13. they also wore tie dyed loons, which is cuntagonal
  14. In school we used to see who could piss the highest at the urinals. It was never televised or anything, but I can't imagine any females getting as high as me. Now if that Fiona Bruce wants more pay she knows where I am
  15. creatively I'd say you're in a purple patch. Donkey.
  16. ratcum

    Suicide cunts

    As a family we've always had pets
  17. You're in one of your moods again Wizzo. Will you go green and your pants come off?
  18. ratcum

    Lion Bar Tragedies

    Ah fuck! Mis-read your post and thought greasy Lionel Bart had come back to life and then got burned.
  19. ratcum

    Suicide cunts

    Holy Fuck! It's night of the 'also rans' on here. I'm off in case I get tainted by their infectious mediocrity VOTE RAT X
  20. ratcum

    Eh?

    I'm disappointed to see Boots will start selling their EASY SLUT PILLS at a lower price. It will only encourage the spread of chlamydia and other socially ambitious microorganisms. VOTE RAT X
  21. ratcum

    Suicide cunts

    kill every tenth person in the ranks Decimus Maximus
  22. ratcum

    Suicide cunts

    you sound like you've just seen a n****r on a horse Deco
  23. I used to think all Lady P's noms where shit in the old days Sticky. Nowadays I tend to think of them as 'indie' or 'out there'. Consequently I get a lot less cross at her, my blood pressure rolls along nicely and I dig fewer holes. You should try it mukka
  24. If I go for political office I'll need a running mate Frankie
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