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  1. ratcum
    This thread is as fucked up at that Eric's disability one and he's one fucked up fuck. I want nothing to do with it
  2. ratcum

    Police cordons

    ratcum replied to a topic in The Corner

    Imagine if plod set up James Corden cordons Spankly? It would certainly be harder for any cunt to get past a cordon with that fat fuck in the way. He annoys me so much, I'd cross the street to avoid his arse
  3. ratcum

    Rain

    ratcum replied to Neil's topic in The Corner

    I think I can happily retire now, although I may stay on in an advisory capacity
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    Rain

    ratcum replied to Neil's topic in The Corner

    reported for missing an opportunity to use a semicolon
  5. ratcum
    anyone who goes on that Naked Attraction show should be burned at the end of it. The woman presenting it should have to get her plipply flipply bits out too
  6. ratcum
    I bought a cake today CB. On the box it said 'serves eight' but I've already eaten nearly all of the cunt. It must be on sale in Eastern Somalia, and the makers have decided to exploit that fact. Fuckin Redknapp running dogs
  7. ratcum
    Depends if the bastard is holo or hemimetabolous. People think I'm a nutter and in this case, I can only hope they're right
  8. ratcum
    Don't joke about this P. Redknapp should be burned before he reaches his final winged form. If that imago ever emerges, it'll make North Korea look like a nation of squinting dog eaters by comparison
  9. ratcum
    all the photos of him are like this. He's the vanguard of some cunt invasion. The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, but from Birmingham it's a dead cert
  10. ratcum
    Instead of dissing each other, you should all take a look into Harry Redknapp's eyes. There's nothing there, they're dead, like the cold soulless eyes of a shark. He's a lizard person
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    Sir James Munby

    ratcum replied to a topic in The Corner

    I know nothing about any of this, which automatically makes me superior
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    Celeb big brother

    ratcum replied to Eddie's topic in The Corner

    Simon Templar never said that you puff. Neither did his mum, dad or any siblings
  13. ratcum
    Oh no he doesn't...
  14. ratcum
    Great avatar PK. Have you thought of doing panto?
  15. ratcum
    Common ground here too. My loathing of all things football is matched only by my hatred of earwigs and lemon curd
  16. ratcum
    Nazi filf (sic)
  17. ratcum
    Nobody lives in Norfolk Deco; they merely subsist in a low IQ slime of Matthews turkeys and American cars
  18. ratcum
    lol indeed
  19. ratcum
    Perhaps we should get a womb together Authoritah
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    Celeb big brother

    ratcum replied to Eddie's topic in The Corner

    My Aunty Vi once said to me: "Celebrity is like the clitoris Ratty; swollen and engorged when the subject of attention, hooded and diminished when caught unawares" She then stuffed my face in her lobster pot.
  21. ratcum
    I'm on it. I'll get my people to contact your people mum
  22. ratcum
    Wait until you hear some of the possible titles before deciding: The Diarrhoea of Anne Frank The Dairy of Frank Kleftiko Lifesaving Loft Conversions My Dad Made Most of This Up
  23. ratcum
    I'm working on a film script Frank and thought you might be interested. It's a modern reworking of The Diary of Anne Frank
  24. ratcum
    I'd put my truss in you
  25. ratcum
    Nah! I'd sooner gas their arses and send them up a chimney
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