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ratcum

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  1. not so much an anorak as a parka then. Good old Mankly
  2. do you buy coins from the 'mint' collections that are fuck all to do with the Royal Mint?
  3. Actually it's a Pathetic Phillip but you deserve a chortle
  4. If your scrotum is half as tacky as your choice in timepieces, you'll never get your undies off in time to have a plop CB
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    Liam Aitken

    I think you've gone sane Deco
  6. ShiaLaBeouf. Hasn't anyone told this twat that he's a boring, talentless little prick who no one is really interested in?
  7. Yo muthafuckin' dog I iz think you're right Bubbles. Could be n****r Suzuki X-90 dawg
  8. Fuck it really works well doesn't it! Yo muthafuckin' dog I iz going to contact Microsoft and see they can't patch it as an update to WORD y'all.
  9. This is far too polite for The Corner Flakey. 1. Use a word search and replace every 'I' with 'Yo muthafuckin dog I iz'. 2. 'The' can similarly be replaced with n****r 3. Most other words can just be 'cunt' You'll quickly see how well it reads after these changes
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    David Jeffers

    Extreme abortion? Irish nuns will be watching this thread with interest
  11. Early Rogue Trooper was good but the whole thing went a bit studenty adult graphic novel after a while. I have over a 1000 progs in excellent condition, together with annuals, summer specials etc. Fuck knows what I'm going to do with them.
  12. If anyone else on here had said that Authoritah, I'd say they were a homo, but as you're a vast prawn tippling lezzer...
  13. No. They've been deliberately overtly fat, flaunting their lardy folds so fuck 'em I say.
  14. The Spam© feet are indeed worthy of root vegetable attack Authoritah. It's also reassuring to know you're monitoring the situation.
  15. I'm also quite happy to check the cervical dilation of any fat women who want my seat on the bus/train.
  16. I agree with Snatch; women breast feeding on public transport should by law, have to offer a drink to any passing commuter.
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    Being disappointed

    self appraisal eh Frank? Good one!
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    Being disappointed

    what the fuck are you on about Deco? Did you catch a whiff of that gas cloud?
  19. Wise words Bubbly, but probably best to gas anyone's arse if they're different to us eh?
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    Boxing entourages

    What are the conditions of your parole Frank? There's so few cunts on here you can trust but you know I've got your back
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