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Then it's about fuckin time you started behaving like a wife!

I like the way the rotating knives are recessed into the wall

It's zarjaz

you've been snorting impure Harpic round the back of Rhyl Sun Centre again haven't you?

How many can you fit in that CB?

You're right STD but we're still not friends

Also, the call sign (basically the aircraft's number plate) is ingrained in the pilot's mind. He knew what he was flying

you two dopes are more waffles than raffles I suspect

possibly the worst I've seen from any cunt on here for some time CB

Classic Lady P nom this; see something on the tele and get it on here. I used to rant about this lack of originality until I visited China

I knew I'd been violated

Only my mum calls me by my Latin name.

How do know about spats you apron lubber? Have I been talking in my sleep Authoritah?

He suffered a ‘G’ stall, where an aircraft stalls at a much higher speed than normal due to G forces. Air isn’t moving over the control surfaces and you’re basically fucked. You can anticipate this as the loss of control is progressive, but he had no reserve of thrust to counteract the effect. I understand the engine had been wheezing even at take-off, which should have meant throwing the whole display away and landing asap. Military aircraft are not designed for hobby flying due to the demands of maintenance and associated logistics. Add to that the fact that it’s a jet, and you have issues of cumulative airframe stress. Some Russian privateers will take you to the edge of space in a Mig25 for £15,000 but I’d rather pour napalm down my urethra and call myself Guy.

'walk' has recently been downgraded (by me) to 'move' Also, cunts who say they have 1000 hrs of experience show a lack of knowledge. The number of take-offs and landings, hours 'on type' and hours in the last month are far more important.

I fly and I'm not a cunt. It's also increasingly hard to crash unless you're a complete twat. All CA incidents are rigorously investigated and reports made public. The cause is invariably recorded as: Twat Twattery The pilot was Welsh

I shall call you Terry

I can't concern myself with such trivia Tankbollock

We should send Gary Lineker as an envoy to North Korea

Nitrogen is massively overrated if you ask me. Takes up four fifths of the air and other than contribute to its over all pressure, does fuck all. If Liverpool or Benefits City Glasgow were gases, they'd be fuckin nitrogen. Mexico is almost 100% nitrogen

no but there are some alpacas near my house

hobnobbing with mods eh? Creep. Chris Waddle

If I know Mrs D as well as I think I do; she'll put you in the ground long before you make your move. And for using the word Zeitgeist, well that's just mincing

Good nom. I sometimes check out review videos on YouTube before buying something, only to watch some cunt (often a Yank) take 10 minutes to unbox and then not actually use the product. They should be gassed

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