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You do know Europe went through something called The Renaissance don't you Captain Insensible? Only the most antediluvian armpit bug has a 'coffee table' these days. The same sort that has racks for toast. Or magazines.

Multi Come and see the multi!

It would only lead to Eric degrading himself; offering me and possibly even some of my pets, sexual favours.

fuckin dreadful Blubberchug

god it's like being back on your terrible spack thread

fuckation! I think this might have happened to a mate of mine Authoritah. He saw an ad in Autotrader, went to check it out and came back with ebola.

People with squint eye should be destroyed. We don't need their sort round here I tell you. Here's just some of their crimes: Looking at you when they're not. Not looking at you when they should. Looking fuckin retarded at all times. Well you ocular gorgons, Valdez is coming. Oh yes.

I have it on authority (TV guide) that Valdez is coming

It's still new blood Scotty. I seem to remember you were covered in boils when you started on here. I was a Nazi obsessed with biscuits and other high glycemic index snacks

Imagine if you got Kuala Lumpur mixed up with a Koala Lumper? You'd be off on your hols to shoot a load of annoying marsupials and before you knew it 7 million bastard Malaysians would try to sell you flip flops. Larks

You're not in one of your moods again are you Lupey? Kill an African. You'll feel better.

It's an example in biological classification called 'type species' where one species within a genus has all the classic attributes. Others species will have some of these but not a full set. They are therefore in the same Genus as Rattus rattus but a different species in their own right. Thus Rattus rattus is a rat's rat and Rattus norvegicus is an also ran. Gorilla gorilla is my fave. Frank is Turdus turdus

He's the Grand Mufti not multi

As if by magic a revolting lesbian just appears to prove my point. Some cunts will now say Eric is one of my multis. Yawn

or call challenger a revolting lesbian like that Eric is

At least you haven't gone about Linux recently you mad old bird. We're seeing a lot more paralympians on normal TV programmes these days

We've got loads of bananas CB, but no horses

Earlier today Frau Rat said “we’re out of figs” and I retorted “I don’t give a monkeys”. I don’t think either of us realised at the time just how clever I’d been. It was only later that the many layered, multifaceted nuance of the thing left us both agog. Bastards on here enjoy my regular ejaculations for nothing.

Rick's about as effective as a Korean RSPCA inspector

still, they had respect in them days. You could scrub your doorstep and it would still be there the next day

I've just it out. Brilliant.

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'course my Aunty Vi worked with the Krays. When Ronnie was squashed flat by a steam roller, she found his nob and blew into it like he was a balloon. Mind you he was never the same after that

Shite indeed Gypo. What irks me is how twats like Guy Ritchie glamorise East End scum. The Krays and their ilk bullied ordinary people with the age old protection racket bollocks. You couldn't even call them old fashioned blaggers like the train robbers or the Brinks Mat crowd. Scum and nothing else.

another programme about the Krays on tele. Legend. Legend? two bit shit bags and nothing more