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ratcum

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  1. unless you're nicking a trophy wife CB. Or nipples off a fat dog
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    Ian Pringle QC

    Imagine if someone bought crampons instead of tampons. Or visa versa. Bloody hell.
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    Ian Pringle QC

    it is indeed a hole primarily for the depositing of faecal matter
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    Ian Pringle QC

    I was banned from Wrexham Nazi Club for being too extreme
  5. ratcum

    Eh?

    Looks like Hamilton may see off the cheating Nazi this weekend
  6. ratcum

    Ian Pringle QC

    All these negative waves Bubbles. Please list all your superior noms in the space provided below: ___ Thank you
  7. I saw a slag pushing a double pushchair with one white child and on brown one Stub. "One black one One white one And one with a bit of shite on... " I didn't sing
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    Ian Pringle QC

    don't listen to Eric, he's on drugs. Ratten are currency in lieu of 'likes' Krugerats are gold coins for investors and collectors, especially useful when your national currency (or Eric's shitty shekels) is spiralling down
  9. ratcum

    Ian Pringle QC

    Now Stubby, I toyed with idea of correcting Snowy but felt it was churlish and slightly twatty.
  10. ratcum

    Ian Pringle QC

    That's exactly what we need to have on the coin! A neo Nazi cameo of me on one side and one of your tits on the flipside You're brilliant Stubbly!
  11. you might be as popular is trench throat on here Punkle, but I'm with you on this
  12. ratcum

    Ian Pringle QC

    or a gaggle of famous people trying to fit their deaths in before the year's out
  13. ratcum

    Ian Pringle QC

    any smuts in particular? Saucy WW2 Jane or some real pinkathon?
  14. ratcum

    Ian Pringle QC

    what the fuck? As worthless as a pair of waders on Mars
  15. ratcum

    Ian Pringle QC

    I think it's actually her Christmas list, what with Eric being an orphan and that
  16. ratcum

    Eh?

    Honda Goldwing riders, especially the ones with what look like a load of vanity cases fitted to the bike. Why don't you just attach 2 wheels to your fuckin house and be done with it? By the way, why are you all fuckin midgets? fuck
  17. The scotcoin has more than a whiff of Weimar currency about it Scotty. I suggest you buy a wheelbarrow while you can still afford one. By the way I'm offering gold ratten now, although collectors are calling them krugerats which is rather sweet!
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    Estate Agents

    a yellow tie might lead to damage of one's rear
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