ratcum
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I've been to Catalonia and it's a place
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1 ratten you could just tell them you're Welsh Jiggery
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If as I've always suspected, she's called Carol Vodafone, then you've actually shagged a mobile. Insert other media -
I've looked into this Stubbed and reckon it's consumption, or more accurately a lack of consumption, of beans. Before you dismiss this, look at all these fuckers from history and how few beans they consumed. VOTE RAT
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even the mattresses were decent birds in low light
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I was Agent Orange
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Cunts who go on holiday and ask you to look after their relatives.
ratcum replied to scotty's topic in The Corner
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Cunts who go on holiday and ask you to look after their relatives.
ratcum replied to scotty's topic in The Corner
(in murky Southampton) SECOND WITCH: By the pricking of my thumbs, something evil this way comes THIRD WITCH: Fuck me it's that Scotty cunt! FIRST WITCH: Let's cheese it -
Death to the multi!!! Come and stone the multi dog
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fraid not Punky, just a humble stubble hopper
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I enjoyed many years with a GPMG and the 7.62 'Bren' However after handling an MG42 (okay a Czech copy under license), I realised what shit I'd been using. A weapon still unmatched to this day.
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better than crowbar jammed in her halibut hatch
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If I had a pound for every time someone close to you has died Frank, I'd have few pounds
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oh gosh perish the thought Kill
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I am site dilettante. 10 years behind the exhibition catalogue and proud of it
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like a tarpaulin? Well at a stretch anyway
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or anal claret after regular sex rat arsed in fact
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I've been attacked by a swarm of winged black midgets trying to rape me
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It's like they're riding invisible Harley Davidsons, hence the laid back Easy Rider stance. It also exposes more of the belly as a useful picnic table and crumb collector.
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I think you have inadvertently invented a time saving fast food for lardies Authoritah. The cakeburger rolls your entire meal into a single hit. Why, it could even float in their thickshake
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unless they have multiple sclerosis, in which case the cunts can't get up
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if we were Vietnam vets Fran, I reckon you'd be a slick and I'd be the joker covering your arse The pastrami in our local Aldi looks incredible value but fuck knows where it's from
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Nazi filf
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Very astute Apeness. They took over from Suzuki Rhinos as a badge of utter mongery. Unlike their owners, they are slightly more capable off road but still a smelly discharge of a vehicle
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good old Tankbollock! Like a freshly burned bear; sore and roar
