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this convergent evolution spooks the fuck out of me Ape. Did we all hit D & C at the same time?

you and me Frank, we're the same side of different coins. This is all new material I'm doing and it'll take time to embed itself. Fuck, I didn't like Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti when I first heard it.

Hey Frank! I imagine replacing Poppy Day with Puppy Day? You could still pin the little fuckers to your lapels and show respect but I think the minute's silence wouldn't be on the cards.

Nah, Nobby was a good 'un Scotto. He was in isolation for months because he'd attack anything else in his tank. Sort of a Peaky Blinder of the fish world, the mad fucker.

Hi Scotty! I don't know if it's helps at all but we used to have a goldfish called Nobby.

Bollocks themselves are by nature opportunistic DG. Bit of warm weather and they're out like a pair of 60s swingers. Get them in warm water and they make like some novelty lilo for the kids to play on. Er...

what about abused woodwork coming out of the women eh? Wives of Nantucket whalers used to carve wooded phalluses, for use when husbands were away on long voyages. I bet that bit of woodwork got a shit load of abuse

comment of the week for me Spankness. Sort of thing a young Boy Scout might have said to Cyril Smith

I agree with Scotty; women who join the armed forces should complete their basic training entirely naked. It would show ignorant sexist male squaddies exactly what they're made of. VOTE RAT

Imagine if you got 'analysis' mixed up with 'anal lysis'? I have it on authoritah* that the latter is quite unpleasant. It's like your whole arse melts *see what I did there?

weirdo

banoffee pie actually

you seem less active of late CB. Do you have a new hobby? Possibly one than involves a shovel? Tra la la etc.

Tra la la, La la la la, Tra la la, La la la la. Cunts.

those two cunts are cunts. They bought all those trucks when there was no infrastructure in Bongo to service them. They were all broken within months and Lenny Henry had to try to fix them. A complete farrago. A Mondeo even

you disgusting old tampon

A good old fashioned cunt! I love this shit. They're a dying breed and so they should be. Imagine if you got Kate Moss mixed up with a skinny 80 a day skank slag who blows Sir Philip Greed as a tax dodge?

can we get banned for this?

I have a dream of opening a gentlemen's club where education rather than money is the main criterion for membership. Post grad quals would be a minimum requirement and degrees from ex-Polytechnics would be null and void. Bar staff would require 'A' levels and also be studying towards a proper degree. Oh and have nice tits as well.

it's a conjoined foetus negroid haemorrhoid thing

Good old Alfie; like a Renault Twizzy only without the car manufacturer's name

All these years Snacho and I hadn't realised Bommie Night had anything to do with bastard Catholics! BBC's "Gunpowder" has however put me straight on this and I've since watched its torture and execution scenes over and over. Fuck, I've even throttled the old splooge cannon a few times. Imagine if someone got Catholicism and an evil degenerate suppressive cult based on a distorted pack of lies mixed up? Skippity japes eh?

nice turn of phrase Punk! Colourful insults are the profanities of choice for today's intellectual cad about town.

Imagine getting IVF and VHF mixed up? Trickiness indeed

Good old Deco; like a Polish administrative region only in Polish