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ratcum

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  1. Larry Nassar. Team doctor for US female gymnasts and a dirty sausage to boot.
  2. Yeah but I fought the judge and won. The witless twat had a rather public meltdown on here and started making chicken noises.
  3. Can I just say I've never liked this Snatch character? He strikes me as the sort who would try to usurp the site's only true Nazi from his well deserved place, on top of the extremist mound.
  4. My racism is mainstream these days. Fuck I've even got sponsorship.
  5. If they don't find the cunt soon, it'll be renamed "Sank Juan"
  6. Little Miss Muffet Sat on her tuffet Wandering what the fuck it was Along came a spider Who sat down beside her And said "you've got herpes you slag"
  7. can I sell my unused likes to poor saps on here that think they're worth something? It might stop Eric sending me nude pictures of his dog.
  8. Humpty Dumpty shat on the wall Because he was clinically obese All the King's horses and all the King's men Were engaged in obscene inter-species acts
  9. ratcum

    Protestantism

    I love your last idea Stubb. Makes me want to dress up in my Waffen SS uniform and goosestep outside Judge's house.
  10. don't you @ratcum me you rancid old trout. Stick to dogging down Abergele station
  11. ratcum

    Botox

    You've obviously never had to shift particularly stubborn Blu Tak before Neil. Or a barbed urethral worm
  12. Allah's thoughts on the afterlife are virgin on the ridiculous. ...I'll get my goat
  13. ratcum

    Hand cream cunts.

    Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry And when the boys came out to play Georgie Porgie touched them inappropriately Because he was actually Jimmy Savile
  14. You and Homer, we're as different as Disparate Dan
  15. ratcum

    Hand cream cunts.

    You slag! You mugging me off you muppet! That's bang out of order and proper naughty. Off down the lock aarp John
  16. ratcum

    Hand cream cunts.

    I had some sprouts innit
  17. ratcum

    Hand cream cunts.

    I thought she was your dog. Okay, she was 'smerkin tabs' an all
  18. ratcum

    Hand cream cunts.

    I thought she was your dog. Okay, she was 'smerkin tabs' an all
  19. ratcum

    Hand cream cunts.

    why aye man pet man woman man yah nah. Pretty sure that doesn't mean "I have 11 GCSE A*s"
  20. you need to do repeats and take a mean, otherwise your bollocks could just be an anomaly Cap
  21. ratcum

    Lulu

    She's a terrorist hiding in plain sight. "Lulu's Time Bomb" is advertised on those shopping channels bold as brass. She makes want to shout.
  22. ratcum

    Christmas

    Christmas never seems to be a time for giving in Africa
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