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ratcum

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    Bruno Langley

    Just realised I've got a small one as well, a short 3 pronged affair. Is that even a rake? Fuckness of the highest order
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    Bruno Langley

    Had a bit of a tidy up in the sheds and garage today Frank. Do you know I have five rakes? FIVE!
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    Prince Harry

    They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace Christopher Biggins went down on some bloke
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    Prince Harry

    You'll be in the Tower for this Neily. Tower Hamlets that is, so you'll be with your own kind I guess
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    Prince Harry

    You may have a twatty name OTB, but you're a decent cunt
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    Prince Harry

    you'll always have my sympathy Jewdy, you mixed up little fucker
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    Prince Harry

    If Markle's African American genes are strong, she might give birth to The Black Prince. Our first for 700 years.
  8. You could always trust John Craven's Newsround to tell you whether any of these foreign dogs were worth visiting Lupo
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    Jude Law

    Why take a sledgehammer to crack a nut when you can take a Panzerkampfwagen III ? I always say.
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    Jude Law

    I've never understood this way of communicating El Cid
  11. ratcum

    Cycle helmets

    no one flies helicopters Punkle; they temporarily stop them crashing. Or in Colin McRae's case....
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    Cycle helmets

    Indeed Monkey Man. But we do need reference standards to measure ourselves by. I used to tire myself out telling Lady P how shit she was, but I've come to appreciate her role on her. By the same token, how would we know what cynical pedalling of half truths and lies were if we didn't have Christianity?
  13. Can I just say I've never liked this Cock Fingering wallah? He strikes me as the sort who would claim unoaked chardonnay to be the choice of the more discerning cunt.
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    Jude Law

    Zorbs, what do you think of old Jewdy being on day gay day release? I feel like dressing up!
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    Jude Law

    I've got a cancer of this
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    Coriander

    My experience exactly OTB. Mind you, I do sometimes get caught out by portion sizes at these posh places. They look meagre but then you find they're using depleted uranium as the principal ingredient! It's still bland though.
  17. fuckin shit is what I've been aiming for Stubbed, so thanks for the horizontal appraisal on that. Jewdy's back from one of his medically enforced sabbaticals but it won't be long before his next meltdown. I actually love him, at least in the sense that any rat can love a low level human.
  18. what's all this Pancho Villa bollocks Jewdy? Don't tell me you've actually started reading about history before giving your amateurish horse whipped loon opinion of things on here?
  19. I'm sick of all these weirdoes getting special treatment Scotto. As a licensed trisexual, I've been doing it with furniture for years and don't even get a reserved parking space. Cunts.
  20. You might be one goat short of an ISIS stag do Eddie, but I agree with you on these issues.
  21. I got "degenerate exploitative cunt" but I may have cheated
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