Right on the nail Colonel. The witless cunts who buy his recycled tripe are the same saps who go on those river cruises. I'd drown their sorry arses and repossess their homes under one of my new LAWS OF BAD TASTE.
VOTE RAT
It's always the same when you put someone talented into a position of responsibility. General Montgomery was an accomplished, small homosexual until he got put in charge of the British Eighth Army.
I've owned a few Land Rover Discoveries Stickler, but the new one is a disgusting, bloated whale. It may still have off-road credentials, but looks like a wheeled Vanessa Felz. Bleuch!
Ferrell's not an earwig and believe me I've looked.. The last time I did that much research was for Sebastian Cohen Coe.
They're both massive cunts though
Overcunting is indeed an affliction Luke. Where you around in the days of Rothers (aka Captain Meltdown)?
The tragic fuck opened a virtual bar on here so he could chat to locals when they logged in.
I wished a vicious cancer pox on his dog
As someone who wants to die miserable, I'm proper averse to cunts around me being chirpy.
It'll start with those "and that's just the staff!" non-jokes and go down hill from there.
FUCK OFF
I'm sending in a new idea for a TV programme to the BBC.
WAITE WATCHING
School boys carrying little notebooks keep a tally of the occasions they encounter the humourless cunt