ratcum
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Can I just say I've never liked this Punkape wallah? He strikes me as the sort who would own non-ironic garden gnomes. Or those wishing wells that don't actually go anywhere and you can't turn the handle -
Cheshire sounds genteel, like the their cheese. I would have gone for Merseyside or Rhyl
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My Aunty Vi suffered from trench clitoris. Still, you had respect in them days. You could cook an unwanted baby for Christmas and still have paedophile priests to touch you up at the Nativity
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Black cunt, you stupid bloke
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You would have liked those birds out of Boney M then Punkle
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I like old Punky. I'm thinking of launching a range of preserves made out of dead royals. Mountbatten Jam will have bits in it
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you've met my younger brother then Wizzo
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Good to see you're putting some time in on here 7s. I was worried you'd become a fair weather cunt. I've been holding up my end
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fuck me I think you've got something there love
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You're in the groove Jackson
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Sounds like the New Order we used to dream of Jewdy
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Tell us about the fackin gondolas Authoritah. You make Judith Chalmers look like an elephant's twat in the dry season
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Africa with the begging bowl every Cuntmas. BORING!!!
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Like you, it's well past its sell by date, but I'll pop it in the post if you like
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You're time in therapy hasn't helped a bit Jewdy. In fact you've come out a complete Wendy.
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No you don't. You drink 'Lambrini' at parties and get squiffy
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there you go again Authoritah, debasing yourself for tips and fag ends. Hazel wouldn't touch Tiger's wood would she? Ding dong merrily on high
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Before your time? Joined up writing was before your time Nelly, but that doesn't make you Miriam Margoyles' discharge does it? Hark the herald
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You could abort on the bus, and the little fella would still be handed in to lost property and no mistake.
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I agree. For all the supposed intrigue, her and that Egg Fried Rice woman were just a pair of cheap diseased slappers. My Aunty Vi said Profumo kept a couple of chickens in Knightsbridge
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Reggie Yates is my dark force bro. Censured for identifying a fat man who is jewish as a fat jewish man. I'm sure identifying a fat muslim man as such would be perfectly okay with the ADL nazis Yo bitch
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Again, straight out of my school report!! What the fuck is going on here?
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If any bloke has actually porked that wobbly pile of exudate, he deserves a medal
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That Miriam Gargoyles is on the tele. What a fuckin disgusting blob of grossness
