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ratcum

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  1. Your children are not a project and you are not qualified. They turn out like little ponce cunts and are universally loathed.
  2. ratcum

    Spit or Swallow

    my mum said you were shit in bed
  3. ratcum

    Spit or Swallow

    Hear about the dyslexic squaddie Stubb? He tried spit and Polish down his local Eastern European minimarket. Arf arf
  4. ratcum

    The Intranet.

    Imagine actually trying to kill two birds with one stone Flakey, especially if they were Geordies or from Hull.
  5. ratcum

    Mustard

    leave this site and suck the life out of another
  6. ratcum

    Employer Cunts

    Bent disgusting fatty. reporting myself for this one
  7. if you've had to turn to the site's resident Zionist apologist, you're already fucked. Try gas mark 6 and don't bother me again
  8. You know when you meet women on e ignominy and they all have a 'nil by mouth' sign hung round their necks? There's nothing wrong with them.
  9. as you could fit a 1000 copies of it on a ZX81, I don't think it'll strain my intellect
  10. only a complete tit would do this and only a syphilitic wank bag would post videos. Oh wait a minute...
  11. On here Jewdy is like a turd at the bottom of the Ganges; out of his depth but amongst friends
  12. you're a one trick pony and the 'trick' was blowing yourself off. Anatomically you can only achieve this if you're bent and from Southern Europe
  13. he knows more about Fred Dibnah's cock
  14. I'm turning the heat up in 2018 so no more Mr. Nice Rat.
  15. ratcum

    The curse of STD's

    I'm in awe of vulval parasites as well you droog
  16. see that dead bat? That's your wallet that is. Stretchy but basically fuck all in it
  17. ratcum

    The curse of STD's

    I actually did the old "Is that the operator on the line?" gag when I was young.
  18. If being a maggot cocked bore was the only criteria for being on here, you'd be the best every time Zorbs. Kindly join the delousing queue
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