ratcum
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I've met a few people recently who really got me thinking Frank. They were so utterly thick that learning disability or special needs didn't really cover it. I'm going to call them socially deformed and advocate their extermination, possibly during the next round of badger culling.
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Don't call me Shirley
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Supermarket loyalty cards are and always have been, stupidity cards. Simply going to Aldi instead will save you more in one visit than months of 'points' and wank vouchers from Tesco. VOTE RAT
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You have nothing to fear except fear itself Bill. Oh and cancer of course.
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It's also an excellent recruiting ground for The Ratzi Party VOTE RAT
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Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong
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I'd sterilise millions of the lower classes. Not only are they ghastly; they're a burden to this great country.
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They were the forerunner of the GMBU. The Covenant of Unnatural Tinkers. They did the bronze work on the boat
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No, it was the unions
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Call the midwife!
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Thunderbird 2 probably had a pod for this sort of shit
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I don't know Alberto Balsam. .....fuckers?
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Got fucked
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If you buy branded cola you're just a twat. In the old days, supermarket own colas was fuckin poison but not these days. Aldi's own is excellent. VOTE RAT
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He's already tanned, the Levantine dog. Cunt could be Libyan for all we know
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I sold the Audi recently. Yes it's a bit of a chew dealing with punters but I worked out an hourly rate for the time I spent as follows: (x - y - z)/t where x = what I got for it y = what the cunts at "WE RIPOFF ANYONE.COM offered me z = cost of running advert on Auto Trader t = hours spent preparing advert and dealing with buyers, dickhead canvassers etc. It came out as £1270 per hour.
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Presumably you're not expecting anyone to do all these things at once Snatchly?
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presumption is based on the laws of probability; when it comes to Lady P it's a dead cert
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better that than to date hogs eh Snatchy?
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I think you mean dyspeptic Gorilla man
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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord He shot all over my face and it formed a sort a Dali-esque beard
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better that than bum glazing Roadles
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good old Smatch
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we should make a very shit tank, maybe call it a Rolls Royce tank and what the shifty fucks copy it. They might call it the Flung Dung tank
