ratcum
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Bringing in the sheaths, bringing in the sheaths We shall cum rejoicing, bringing in the sheaths It also cleaned up our local johnny patch which was becoming rank
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Deaf cunts walking around with their phones on speaker
ratcum replied to southerncunt's topic in The Corner
That interplay between the Oak Furniture Land boss and his young employee: comic genius or reason enough to gas them and their families? -
Oh the Grand old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men, Which is a lot of bumming when you come to think about it
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That was one of her best lines Fast Eddie. That and "yerghh sppth" in her final moments
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with a pipkin of salt. Fuckin genius Authoritah
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In our school Lupo, we'd have called him Luke Gozz, as in spit or gob. Every time he walked past, we'd have competed with each other to make the most disgusting throat hawking noises. "Oi Gozzer, smmggrrrth, qaaaarrrchchch, phlubbth" etc
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I've yet to decide on what to call radish in my February campaign CB. Ideas?
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Natalie Portman has joined in but funnily enough is not saying a Jew on Jew friendly fire incident took place.
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They might have keratinised genital warts Killer. Our very own Jewdy rides a Hardly Jim Davidson
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A spout of catholic anything is fuckery of the highest order Wizzle I'm calling sprouts 'teeny nipples' for the whole of February you know
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Get Frau Rat to spread a bit of oil on these cocks, then pop them in her oven. Go nice with a good stuffing as well. Fnarr
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"Oi Nobby (our grocer), have you got any of those slightly pink cunts with flaky skin?" "I'll fill my sack"
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For the whole of February I'm going to call root vegetables by very rude names. First day at our local greengrocer will be fuckin hysterical I reckon.
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Cue liberal use of the word “Zionist” as if it were an insult, followed by rivers of tears for the poor Palestinian children. 👨✈️
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Slim Pickens, Terry Fuckwit, Alma Geddon
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Slim Pickens, Terry Fuckwit, Alma Geddon
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The "CUNT AND JEWDY SHOW" party. That's the way to do it.
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Laurie the mini driver? That's shit Tank Bollock
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Oi Frank! You know the lowest setting on a toaster? The one no one has a fuckin clue what it's for? That's you that is
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I wonder if Minnie Driver drives a Mini
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Ape I sometimes feel the need to leave a space after the letter 'l' if I'm then going to use an exclamation mark. It seems so right it can't be wrong
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ugly fucker
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I heard she had her clit transplanted to her nose, to repair her thinning septum. Fucknose why! HA HA HA HAH
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why has Mama on the right stretched a live frog over her head? "Mama's got a brand new frog! She's gonna groove it the whole night long"
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I have a modest set of Allen keys Rev. I don't know if that helps at all on this occasion?
