ratcum
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such variety Frank! I don't know where you get it from chummer
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It's true; I do indeed do the splits when having a shit. You on the other hand, are fluent in prawn and have a working knowledge of lobster.
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except when we need someone to play the part of the crack addicted zombie foetus in a new musical I'm writing Authoritah. Stubby would fuckin useless then.
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They're also fuckin parasitic middlemen with Tory friends. My Aunty Vi said their sort's like an abortion that just won't come out. "The little fucker'll hang on in there for years Ratty, sucking the life out of decent working volk"
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Mind if I borrow this Jewdy?
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good one Deco. Nothing seems to retard the boring cunt's progress. ...unlike his brother
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It starts with a casual 'like' but as we all know, it leads to debasing oneself like Elizabeth Taylor as a bratwurst festival
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I'd like to volunteer to rub sun cream into Niki Lauda CB. A bit late I know, but it'll help with the chafing don't you think?
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Cheese based weirdo
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Robert Peston, Jeremy Vine, Cyrille Regis,
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Shovel Tuesday Cyrille Regis Friday
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I wonder if members of the SS used to celebrate Ash Wednesday Deco?
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Can I just say I've never liked that Eric? He strikes me as the sort of low dog who stores different cheeses in the same Tupperware container.
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LUKE SKYWALKER (enjoying a shower): Ah this is nice! BAR OF SOAP (emotionally): Luke, I'm your lather
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qualitah
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ass fucked by Skippy Skippy, Skippy Skippy the Rolf Harris lure
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If you hear a clap of thunder But there is no sign of rain Then you know it must be Champion starting to smell
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Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly You'll hear about him everywhere you go The time will come when everyone will know the name of Champion the wonder horse Still dead mind
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Champion the wonder horse! Champion the wonder horse! is dead
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This is what comes from working your n*****s too hard Scotty. If I've told you once, I've told you a single time
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selfie
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fuck me! Never heard of it CB but now I'm deeply disturbed and may need to go underground. fuck
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Deaf cunts walking around with their phones on speaker
ratcum replied to southerncunt's topic in The Corner
I'd burn them on a bonfire of cheap veneer. Oh and have an orchestra of workers play that chirpy little tune as they walked to their deaths -
Deaf cunts walking around with their phones on speaker
ratcum replied to southerncunt's topic in The Corner
I'll put you in the gas column then Drew. If you're reading this on demand your vote won't be counted but you might still be charged by a bull -
Yeah but if they sell me vegetables in February they're in for a torrent of vulgarity CB. "Oi Nowles, your wife's cervix smells a bit manky, so I'll want 2 for a pound" I might even sing the Gala Bingo song
