she used to slip a scorpion up there at night.
"too keep the navvies out Ratty" she used to say. "I would use a wasp, but them bright colours clash with my cysts something rotten"
the doe eyed twat is just as black as he's always been Nelly. Get your facts right and get yourself down to Aldi (they've got an offer on lathes at the moment).
I've no idea why cunts are having a pop at you on here Alberto. Apart from messaging me photos of your corgi's vagina (sorry I don't like gingers), you're a cunt like everybody else. Except that Eric of course, who's a gushing geyser of lesdom
Some girl on the tele criticising the government campaign to stop kids getting fat because it didn't address her needs. Her needs being that of an anorexic. Well I'm sorry love, but the needs of the many fatties outweigh the needs of a few brittle middle class kids. Then it all made sense when I saw her name: Tallulah.