It's too late Jewdy, the gollywog's out of the jam jar old mate.
You're black to me now.
Fuck, even Sir Philip Greed's whiter than you. His lot were still paddling in the Euphrates when yo mama gotta bran new bag.
Jewdy'll have a fit. His cockney ancestors were fuckin black and only went white after an influx of Arabs!!!!
It's like telling him Frank's his father.
Fuck my old Dr. Martens
Imagine if you got 'neurologist' and 'urologist' mixed up?
You'd be in hospital with total paralysis when some doctors come in and just take the piss out of you.
Equally, the guy in the next bed has a bladder infection when some doctors come in and just rip his spine out.
Japes for all
Oi Jewdy, I've just noticed Carillion's ex chairman shyster is called Philip Green. Not tax dodging uber capitalist and Tory wankfodder Sir Philip Green, but still.
Eh?
I hate to get all thermodynamic on you Lupo, but simply burning dynamite might mean missing out on its more exciting properties. It'd be like lighting a bonfire under Little Boy and inviting 80,000 Hiroshima residents to a barbeque
It'll be like the badgers all over again Baco; ban them and it just drives them underground.
The only people not applauding these changes are the poor thicko slags that actually made a living out of it. PC Nazis and dyke dog do gooders are fucking it up for the honest British slapper Jade and Chantelle.