ratcum
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I will supply a pic of Katyn forest, pre-shrunk to the requisite number if megabytes
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It's too late for me Jewdy Save yourself
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'Hmmmmm, could itself be controversial Grotto. Imagine if you were standing by a deep hole filled with corpses and went "Hmmmmm" with a satisfied inflection.
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you vapid trollop I'm going to call you Anthony from now on
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She probably wasn't expecting a black face to loom up in front of her. Maybe she thought you were going to ravish her?
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you should retire from all this moderator bollocks and return to the back benches
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yes but who is he Jewdy?
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quarity
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Who's the thick working class bloke commentating on the luge and the skeleton bob events? He's ghastly in a northern footballish sort of way
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Dad?
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Well spotted Soles! Poor old Flappers hasn't thought this through has he? Your Flexible Friend Ratcum
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I'm saving those for Antiques Roadshow's John Benjamin.
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They do say brown is the new black Gypo
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apparently they play a Royal Mail based game, where one is the postman and the other the post box
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Plugging Africans? We should all work for Oxfam Hammer Boy
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I'm also donating all my old condoms to Oxfam
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I'm going to ask Admin to donate all my 'likes' to a little brown child in Africa. Apparently they'll write to me and I can have a stuffed toy model of them too. You also get updates like: my first malaria my first amputation etc.
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Good one Scrotal. I hope he gets ass fucked by a band of marauding guerrillas from the local zoo
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If that Chemmy Alcott pissed in her high heels, I'd gladly drink it. Maybe with some lemonade to have a piss spritzer
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best at what exactly? Disproportionate, unprovoked expletive laden attacks on emotionally retarded fuckwits? ...actually you are fuckin good at that Franny Poos
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not you with this 'likes' shit as well Stubble? I hate this bollocks and never want to see another like for as long as I rule live. Have some Ratterands instead
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doin thangs blud, just doin thangs an pimpin shit
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Imagine if you excised an actual vagina, from a Tory MP for example, then whilst poaching it over a gas burner, fuckin lions turn up and eat your arse. Cuntery in the extreme I'd say
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Can you get your Michael Jackson skin whitener on prescription Jewdy? Get down baby Lay it on me brother ...later
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Brilliant name for a band Jiggly. Johnnie Foetus and The Coat Hangers salute you
