'opening gambit' is probably gay code for some Bovril based action Luke.
I too admired Joanna Lumley but now she's taken to supporting, and let's call them what they are, small mercenaries from Nepal, she can fuck off out of it
Anti-semantism is in us all Grotty, and that's why we're all so nervous about saying anything about it.
Me? I'd just gas the word sniffing fuckers and be done with it. I'd make them wear a little yellow thesaurus too, Cunts
My Aunty Vi used to scrape her monthly blood clots out with a pointed, scoop shaped garden tool.
"It's my sanitary trowel Ratty" she used to say, before ramming my head up her John Dory
I agree with you New Wave Gorilla.
They should just show scenes of flash flooding, perhaps from the Lynton and Lynmouth area.
Then a male superhero, "Ragman" or something, could swoop down and stem the bloody tide, saving a party of school children.
That wardrobe malfunction in the figure skating..............what about her fuckin massive nose?
Why not cover that toucanesque monstrosity you sliding gorgon? Fuckery