My Aunty Vi used to fire abortions at the Luftwaffe during the Blitz Trumpo.
"We'd inflate the little fuckers Ratty, puncture their lungs and fire them at the Heinkels like mad whoopee cushions!"
Then she'd make me drink her gloop
I'm thinking of making a film about Ann Widdecombe's fanny infection Wizzo.
I reckon "THE YEAST FROM THE BEAST" will capture the pubic's mood at the moment
Jewdy's in denial Bill. He refuses to face up the fact that his cockney ancestors were totally black, until Arabs arrived with white genes. I hear he's even throwing out his reggae albums.
might have been a slag but when I suggested me and mate double teamed her while interfering with corgis, she turned us down. I raised this at her funeral