ratcum
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I wish I'd said that Authoritah
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Wise words Deco. I'd rather have one million stones in may arse than in one Russian in my eye socket
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I used to have magazines that required my contributions Evans
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If our half dozen aircraft try and mix it with the Russians in Syria, they'll fuck us to buggery. Any planes they don't shoot down will fall to friendly fire courtesy Yankee Doodle Dandy.
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Excellent. If we get that done before I set off for the palace, I'll be in good cheer -
you're a gay dinosaur Jewdy. A queer paci
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incestuous relations with donkeys is just not an option Stubbed. As you well know
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Eating isn't cheating Authoritah, so I'm off to lick out The Queen. Fancy helping out with a bit of light rimming?
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Rat-tailed maggot
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Sub human
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ah yes, the old bucket trick Stubble Popular in abortion clinics too I hear
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I thought yawn inducing footballist threads were no longer a feature on here? It's like watching a Rory Mcilroy mincing walk
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To be fair, he has made a start with this... ...on his arse anyway
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It's more worrying than that Tank Bollock; he's got an extra chromosome on 21
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there must be a context for this Stub
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Despite being caught in the rough, Rory Mcilroy has pulled back several strokes today Stub. The dorty dorrty feckin bastard to be sure
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I'm blessed with a sharp memory CB, but can imagine leaving the gas on in such a nightmare scenario
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He was the 'christian' who believed spazmos had sinned in a former life. Twaddle then
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Better 'Lebensborn' than 'Lesbianborn' you dorsal fin slurp
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I got my revenge though, by sleeping with Minty
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an old wives tale and a crock of shit. If anything being an only child is a massive advantage. My siblings were fuckin useless to me: my sister wouldn't sleep with me and my big brother wouldn't stick up for me. I hope they die soon
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especially if the Rizla was that cunt journo Rizla Teef CB
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Eric Cuntman reacted to this
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advance one and be recognised
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I fucked a dolphin and now it's pregnant
