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Jewdy says this about my arse when we get a room

Indeed. You could listen to it at 45 rpm but it was way more edgy at 78. Lol

the second funny comment you've made in 11 years! What in Eddie Jordan's wig is happening?

Just be grateful he didn't have his cock out, like most men who pass you ...on buses

you do right New Wave Gorilla

No doubting that Hendrix was original, but he certainly wasn't a great guitarist or even technically proficient. He arrived at the right time in terms of being anti-establishment; a trick not lost on Morrison, Vicious, Cobain et al. Gibson's dog also captured the zeitgeist by getting twatted in an accident; a trick not lost on Marc Bolan

Lucky enough to see him in concert Authoritah. Funny looking fucker

you always were a bit of an oppressed mass Authoritah

No one eats wild pig placental expulsions anymore Punkape. It's all battered umbilical rings round our way these days

During periods of civil unrest in nearby Scampton, Gibson's dog could often be spotted stealing a wireless set or raping a white bitch. Nominative determinism par excellence

In a second old chum! I suggest we use bear arms in this heroic struggle, as it guarantees US support.

I come on here to amuse myself Jewdy. If my humble contributions tickle the good folk who stalk this august organ, I consider that a bonus. I remain ready for that steamy session you and I will inevitably have now Frank's dead.

Indeed CB. A worthy riposte to Puccini's "Tosser"

as the corgi said to the teaching assistant

Apparently she's working for the Assad regime now. Soon as the Sarin disperses; she's in there with the old powder. Minejew, it's a sign of the times she uses a cordless Dyson nowadays Stub.

Gilbert and Sullivan's Hymen Opera was a right cunt to sit through

and weren't they utter shit compared to the insane Chinese imports you got down the market? I remember my Aunty Vi used those bad boys to treat kidney stones.

I asked Coral for odds on the fact that only jews complain about anti-Semitism, coz no one else gives a shit. I went to Butterfly World after that

Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back Before Valdez gets here

Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back

Gobbin on Knobbin Dobbin while bobbin and robbin

Dobbin

There's a bit of Minty in all of us CB. I feather my own nest, Frank preened a lot and Jewdy has a little pecker. Every day is Minty Day

I've been looking at those dog re-homing sites Trumpo, you know the ones, where poor old 'Rebel' is looking for a 'forever home' and no one wants him. Then it suddenly struck me... ...they're all alive! No wonder nobody wants the fuckin things!