ratcum
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I stand astride this site like a colossus. ... a god
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I bet you fancy yourself as a young Turk Jewdy. Either that or you fancy yourself a young Turk
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I think teens with acne should let budgies peck the pus out of their blackheads Grotto. A bit like those fish that get the dead skin off your feet.
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Hardcore CB. I'd be careful though, I pissed on Frank's grave and the fucker came back!
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Good old Nellie!
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tell us about them Grotto I ate dog food in university
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If you worked in a shop, what cunt would ever go in it Jewdy?
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Duncan's horses not renewing their Netflix subscription for one Wizzo
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Frank, I've been dreaming about Norman Tebbit's cock. It had your face on it.
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I bet his wife's pubes are kept in order
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She used to say "now Ratty, put your seed in here and watch those blighters come and peck me out"
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My Aunty Vi used to catch pigeons with her piss flaps
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quality
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Now that's the sort of kosher snack we could all enjoy Stub!
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Yes, but what a harvest eh?
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not with you hanging on my every word Jewdy
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My IQ is higher than Himmler's gas bill Jewdy
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You know 'tosser' spelt backwards is 'rosset' don't you Jewdy?
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fuck me Deco, I honestly hadn't noticed that! For me it was the Ashcan reference. You live and die eh?
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I am the greatest person who ever lived
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This is all very well MC but our dachshund, Datsun, can only plop at a 70 degree angle to the left.
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Two look like they've been beheaded and their heads put back on.
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Oh no! What's happening to the white? My trick shots on 'Big Break' were shit
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I don't care what the fuckers do Wizzle, so long as they pronounce the 'H' at the beginning of places like Hackney and the 'g' in anyfin endin in 'ing' innit blud
