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as editor of Rim and Lube Monthly, you've seen a few eh Jewdy?

I too have seen such a dog Alf. There's a pestilence on this land

There's room for everyone Authoritah. Social inclusion is our byword in the Ratzi Party

I've never smoked a fag Spotty, but I'd love to see it done

...oh and Black Adder of course

I liked him in that Ground Force thing with Alan Titmarsh

stop commenting on my posts you cretin

That's unfair on the cancer; wobbly cells just trying to make their way in the world. I haven't laughed so much since Madoff's son topped himself

He was just expressing his natural ethnic character: Got, got, got, not got, got, got, not got

Oi Deco, did you see how much Weinstein's lawyer looked like Michael Douglas? Earwig cunts the lotta of 'em

I remember my Aunty Vi telling us how she tortured Jimmy Two Eyes. "After I cut off his arms and legs Rat, I suggested he could still quite while he was a head." Then she made me fist her bed sores

my sister fucked about with these superannuated hippy do-gooders. Presumably they've long since been subsumed into the military industrial complex of North Korea

These smug tax dodging cunts spend the whole year lording it over ordinary folk, sucking off fellow masons and networking down the local Conservative Club. Then at Christmas they turn up outside local Asda asking me for money. Fuck off and die.

you're still not a doctor

Political dynamite from a provocative fucker. Good old Snowball!

His mum Hedy Lammarr still delivers the stalk for me

Rex Kramer's got my vote

yeah, but a 50 inch OLED? Fuck I'd dawb on the camo cream to get that bad boy

Genuinely funny and therefore has no place on this site. Fuck off at the earliest possible opportunity Blubba

he does sound like a boring little tit Authoritah, who get's off telling white chicks what they can and can't do. Well here's some can and can't do from me for this turd. Can: do formulaic, derivative rap with same tired old references to da hood Can't: stop stealing televisions and fridges during times of civil unrest, like when a brother get's shot by white cops I am Jewdy

Although not seen in this collection, the photo of Hitler in lederhosen where his dog's looking a bit horny, absolutely blows my thrill circuits

Wilbur, the British Gas penguin, is a Nazi stooge Jewdy. You should sign up for one of their solutions plans.

prawn hoody wearer

Rothers was a low grade moron, an inexplicably undiagnosed mongol. When cornered, he reminded me of a lobotomised Churchill; belligerently stubborn and reliant on the largesse of others.

Herzl, Weizmann and even that tool Balfour's definitions of zionism, were to establish a national home for the jewish people. That Hitler saw Palestine and even Madagascar as such a home is an undeniable fact. Rabid jewish rejection of this truth, is another example of them airbrushing history to suit their own agenda. In my lifetime the Warsaw uprising has morphed from a brave but doomed fight by the Polish resistance, to a seemingly all jewish affair. Cunts.