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FGM JUST CUT IT OUT!

even better CB! You try to quickly flood the moat because Jacobite raiders have been spotted, but instead an overweight psychotic twat turns up!

Can I recommend a Nazi Gas Van Wizzle?

Imagine if you got 'remote control' and 'moat control' mixed up Shrubbery! You'd be trying to click on Babestation and suddenly you're in 4 feet of stagnant water! Fuckin brilliant lark eh?

fair. It's £5 for every limb that falls off during the fucking, £1 a digit. All money goes to blind dogs for the Girl Guides

I think you should be offered a choice of hearing people being executed in different ways CB. All forms of dispatch would need to be slow of course. The following methods suggest themselves: Garotting Eaten alive by kittens Teaching

I'm thinking of digging up Maggie Thatcher and giving her a good pumping Grotty. Fancy sponsoring me?

batter shouter

This is an urban myth Shrubbery. I'd no more prefer rectilinear motion up said tube, than the Jewdy would repair a split vole

bloody hell fuck but this is good! You need to get off this site Tatty, otherwise you'll turn into a superannuated skat lezza like the rest of us.

Good old fashioned cunting and yes the French are indeed all cunts. One could be forgiven for thinking it's more of a generational thing, but no, even today they are rude white flag weirdoes. My niece had one over for that French exchange bollocks and it was awful. My sister went out of her way to make it a brilliant time but the miserable vache said 'non' to everything.

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I reckon my Cowper's gland will have something to say about it Deco. I miss our Nazi days. I reckon there's more neo-Nazis in Russia these days than anywhere else. The irony!

I reckon I could force one of Emma Watson's feet down my pee hole and still cum out my nose

I sent Maggie Thatcher a butt plug with a lovely horse's tail on it. I reckon the bomb dodging cunt never even wore it once.

Oi Wizzo, I've sent some ideas in for a new uniform for the girl guides. With all this hot weather we've been having, it's just what they need.

Mark Zuckerberg is my new favourite jew, and Norman Finkelstein can fuck right off. Where is Jewdy when I need him?

Ditto with three lines on my shirt

"A QUARTER OF ANGOLAN COCK" wouldn't sell well Evan. Except to our very own Jewdy of course.

what you can't see in this shot CB, is me slurping her sailor's scupper while holding onto the rollocks.

I was well into my twenties before I realised tongue was just that; slices of a fuckin tongue from a bastard cow. Compared to that, Billy Bear and anal rape are just warm and comfy memories Deco

Is that Warwickshire's equivalent of Khe Sanh Noctal? Your flashbacks must be terrifying.

I've got your smack Grotto

add continuing to talk at the till, ignoring the cashier and packing the shopping one handed so holding everyone else up. Death the cunts.

I agree Deco. It's like getting up your goat when someone confuses Babi Yar with Kovno. Granted both are of the same comedic oeuvre, but in other ways are worlds apart.