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ratcum

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  1. except for viewers in Scotland, who will have their own programme about how to make whisky sours out of their own piss and Aldi Vodka
  2. "CRAWFORD'S HOLOCAUSTS" Over 6 million baked
  3. you're arse is so fuckin coolered now Deco. Can I have your collection of SS daggers?
  4. My mum's custard made Aberfan look like a geologically stable region. Slipped down easy though
  5. ratcum

    Toksvig

    cheap bitch. You're like that Eric or one of his oozing leprous proselytes
  6. ratcum

    Toksvig

    ooh you are fucked up, but I like you!!
  7. Jewdy has become a caricature of himself of late. A bit like Burt Reynolds, only without attractive women sucking his nob.
  8. I bet she wouldn't have done that to her brand new bag CB. No sir, Iza sure a dat
  9. The cartoons of Williams show big lips and a wide flat nose. As she actually has these features, I fail to see the illustration as racist. What Michael Jackson had done to himself was obscene and monstrously racist.
  10. ratcum

    Toksvig

    Like the priest and the unmolested choirboy
  11. ratcum

    Toksvig

    see you've got a fan there Authoritah. You won't have to rely on your mates down the cycle shop for 'likes' anymore.
  12. ratcum

    Toksvig

    She's also too big to be classed as a woman
  13. Not worthy of a thread in its own right, but askers of rhetorical questions should be destroyed. Frau Rat is a master of this dark art and therefore I asked for her to be included in a recent badger cull round our way.
  14. They say black is the new brown Scrotals
  15. I'd buy a Damien Hirst of Serena Williams sitting on Lenny Henry sitting on a toilet
  16. I'd make the cunt relive Radio 2 In The Park over and over again. A litany of off the pace has-beens, for whom Big Brother or I'm a Celebrity required too much commitment. That would cunt anyone's head in
  17. ratcum

    Mums Net

    Derek and Clive where probably the first social commentators to expose the whales as Nazis Killer. Even the Bohemian Corporal hadn't twigged to that one
  18. ratcum

    Mums Net

    Where might I stock up on such progressive little critters CB? Plankton have always presented as a broad church; from lefty vegetarian algae to redneck protozoans. Do our friends the whales know of this quantum leap in enlightenment?
  19. I bet it's a members only club. The racist fuckin bastards
  20. you should be on the radio with this kind of quality Grotty
  21. most people don't even know these things exist ED
  22. SS GB got me all misty eyed on the tele. Imagine Norfolk as a giant extermination camp eh?
  23. Even that dirty Burmese tart Soon Suk Yu had more loyal support than me Stubble. I feel like Churchill in his wilderness years, only without the massive wealth and Blenheim Palace.
  24. good old Deco, like a happy Nazi cleric; all gas and gaiters
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