ratcum

Edna?

Faster than a Rabbi chasing a shilling

Eric on the rags? I fuckin knew it! The cunt's all but the played the PMT card every bastard day he's been on here.

don't encourage that Eric and his posse of ne'er do wells with all this trisomy 21 based 'humour' Gypo

You know that phrase "ploughed right into (something)" Authoritah? Well there was a news item the other day about a lorry ploughing straight into a house. I looked closely, and there wasn't a single furrow anywhere to be seen, never mind a straight one. Cunts. It's the same with "lit up like Blackpool illuminations" Bastards

and not forgetting she's dead of course

see that? That's your computer that is. That's your IBM.

these newbies have no savoir faire do they Fran!

see me after prep boy

he still won't suck you off Wizzo

I'd be hard pressed to come up with anything better than this Authoritah. Mine jew, sales of Nesquik went up because no one could bring themselves to buy Crusha.

if ever there was a cunt who was 'of his time' it wasn't Max Boyce. His unique utter shitness still resonates with anyone who hears him today. Even my fuckin cat Zyklon goes into a coma when the druid windbag pipes up.

you fuckin weirdo

that's fuckin profound Alf. You haven't been at the books again have you?

So ex soldier Joe Robinson is begging the UK government for help is he? Well Joe, you don't understand the conflict you've taken sides in, so at best you're an adventurer or merc and at worst a thrill seeking dickhead. Either way, I hope you rot in some Turkish arse stretching academy jail

Fender's so part time he's full time not here

Thanks Gypo! There's not many that'd be so kind.

As homoerotic as it sounds Stub, I've got your six.

Rosie and Jim did some ATM I believe

A TV show that anticipated "Brokeback Mountain" by nearly 50 years. Voyage To The Bottom of Your Arse was another

The language is entirely justified for autistic reasons. I hope we can all support Stubbed when he checks into prefab

TAMPON

I agree. He's nothing but a barrow boy scumster and I hope no one thinks he'll do anything at all for House of Fraser. The most he's likely to do is walk into the stores he now owns and poo on the floor. Then on Twitter: hey, look at me shitting in a posh shop!!!! lol

How did I miss this Authoritah?

OI VEY! Thanks for this tip off Scrotals. As we speak, I'm working on a script to send into those cunts at ITV. Ken Barlow re-animates Val's corpse as a female plumber and gas fitter. Boss Simon Clonby sends zombie Val round to Maureen's to 'fix' her dodgy boiler. Well that's all I've got so far. 11 million die in Episode Two mind