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I reckon the Queen will surprise us all by dying next year CB. This will leave the field clear for Phil to enjoy a renaissance of racist comments and improper behaviour towards sixth formers doing his D of E Award.

I've always loved you Jewdy. I hope you know that.

what I did notice was that the German education system neatly sidesteps the war by essentially referring to Nazis as a separate entity. It's as if they weren't actually German at all, in the same sense that Martians wouldn't be German. Clever trick eh? Daniel Goldhagen fuckin hates this approach.

piss off you tart

yeah I took Rat Junior to see the show about 10 years ago. It had the real live Justin Hayward and the real dead Richard Burton as a hologram. The new crew are horse wank

I let them think they had contained me Killer, yet slowly and surely, like an unstoppable erection, I drew my plans against them.

good old Killer

I got nectar points for telling Roops what a chode you were. I'm putting them towards an earwigocutor from Argos.

by the same token and based on its voting in the UN, the USA is now known as Israel II. It gives more money to that blood soaked racist state, than it spends on healthcare for the 42 million African Americans theatreside within its borders.

Why haven't you been transported to the colonies yet Authoritah? Or at least to Lincolnshire.

life in the little league can be rewarding Biffo

Can I just say I've never liked that Eric and his odious band of ne'er do wells? He strikes me as the sort of dog who parks his 'works van' outside his house, rather than on the scabby industrial estate where it belongs.

I reckon he kicked the fuck out of 14 of those bastards before he died. Why didn't they just roll him up in a carpet? These sand pedlars are always shifting rugs about.

Female referees? Non cushions dying in the holocaust? Fuckin madness

so did Novichok you cheap fakir

A man walks into a Saudi bar..

I actually believe in Iron Sky Deco, and certainly find it more plausible than Neil Armstrong

can't argue with you there CGAS

prodigious brine gargler

It's much more cerebral than that old chum. I'll pm you the jizzmondo

I think it's a bit of a laugh and serves to remind Johnny Far East that we Brits are in charge and their cod religions are made up hokum.

Normally I would argue against such lazy stereotyping Authoritah, but these shady dogs really are behind all of these 'rings'. It's the same with earwigs and some get rich quick internet bollocks that doesn't require honesty or physical effort. Aaarghh!

If one man can love another man without thoughts of a fondue party, I love you Stubble.

I am Charlie Hebdo Wybunbury Bertie

that Cressida Dick gave me the horn