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That's my catch phrase! You pay tribute now, free dorrar

Frank must indeed be destroyed. This site has tolerated the levantine dog and his international playboy fantasy world for long enough. He must be despatched to Rhyl, or some other cretin infested shithole.

We're meant to think the kids are busy doing homework, when actually they're totting up the family's next benefits claim. The brain prolapse parents don't know how to do this of course. Send them to Paradise I say

burn the fuckers

cunt the one on the left is a bird

Further to this, I see today that the Coombe family from Cornwall are moaning about having been rehoused several times by the council. Well maybe of you didn't have four children and a fuckin dog, things would be easier. Better still, if got a job and wasted less money on tattoos, you could pay the going rate and get something immediately. Sponging scroungers.

Fox hunting's been banned but drag hunting is okay. Paul O'Grady and the vast majority of German nightclub entertainers should watch out

I once challenged Frank to a duel

Imagine if you got roaring axminster slurper and erstwhile Page 3 girl, Sam Fox, mixed up with an actual fox CB! Reckon as they'd lift the fox hunting ban and no mistake

nice bum

only by bumping off a few above him on the list

I reckon if parents were limited to one child, and in the case of scumbags, even less than that, the quality of parenting would go up. I'm a excellent parent and despise cunts who simply don't try hard enough

I would tax cushions. In fact all soft furnishings. We could start with Sir Phillip Greed because he'll have loads of sofas and pouffes in his houses and on his yacht . Pay up or fuck off you dirty cunt

Good old Stub, the Corner's very own Pollyanna!

Ooh you are awful Deco!

death to all soft furnishings!

Stick it to him Grotto! Do him!

Of course! A new famine for the bogtrotters! Thanks CB, you old loin tasher.

According to the BBC website, YouTubers Erica Costell and Jake Paul have broken up. If ever I gave less than no tiny fuck about anything, it must be this. Who are they, what is a YouTuber and why is my licence fee being spent on such bland dross? I can see me teaming up with @judgetwi Jewdy on this one, as he has enough anger for both of us.

Cunt 1; Cunt 2; Cunt 3 A homologous series of quims

No. @Cuntybaws and the disgusting @Eric Cuntman are both notorious carriers of the monger's pochette. As for the film, Fred Astaire was the only male character who didn't piss on the flames, thus confirming him as a roaring brine clasp.

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All cancer is funnier than Lenny Henry

I'd like to see Big Brother go out with a bang, along with all the thicko roofers, tyre fitters and cockney slags that have ever been on it. Same goes for TOWIE, IACGMOOH and The Antiques Roadshow.

imagine if this shit had happened in Scotland!