ratcum
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shit it does doesn't it! One year I'll put the cunt in striped pyjamas
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I found calling her 'Jan Dildo' relieved much of sadness around her demise CB
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It isn't. It's the bastard son of Cliff Richard and former Radio 1 DJ, Mike Reid
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another year and still Abu Hamza's not doing panto! It's not right.
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I'll have £50 each way Splotto, even though I don't really know what that means. On the nose in the third as well, allowing for dutching of course -
Merry Christmas Zorbs. A fresh start for you in the after life is just the tonic you need
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she avoids corns in those awful pointy shoes by slipping a foetus into each one. She's dirty and foetid
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merry Christmas Grotto
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Well done Rev, a proper traditional cunting. I've always hated these warbling falsetto cretins and their obscene pollution of the soundscape. Not since Pinky and Perky, have I craved a ritual disembowelling so strongly
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With one or two tragic exceptions, a sizeable proportion of single mothers are loose, dirty slags. No less dirty for being on benefits and opening their legs to some other random bloke. I hope Santa visits them with a high powered vacuum machine, like the Womb Doom 3000, which is available at ratdeath.com
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don't call me Shirley
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preposterous hussy
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you and me Jewdith; we're the same sides of different coins
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It's Horlicks for me these days Authoritah
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Chester Zoo restaurant still has crispy duck on the menu. The fuckin heartless bastards
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stope droning on Jewdy.
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as Moby Dick once said: "I'll have you krilled for this Ahab!"
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don't @me Stub. Use the magic jew spell if you need to summon me. If @ was any good, people would have typed @jesus and got the cunt back to tell everyone he was just a hoaxer
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I'm so fucked CB
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people who complain about the commercialisation of Christmas should fuck off. Before the demonic forces of commercialism got hold of it, Christmas was FUCKING BORING RELIGIOUS SHIT
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foetid slapper
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thinking of taking a year out? after a Media Studies degree? YOU TWAT
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I think there's only 3 real people on this site Wiz and I'm fairly sure we're not one of them. Right?
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I'd pay to see that shit Pecky
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"I remember taking a tranny down to the local lido and struggling to turn it on" Lady P memoirs
