ratcum
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Endometriosis gives me hope for the future. I mean, if cunts start cropping up where you least expect them, that's gotta be good right?
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Overkill?
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Yeah, but endometriosis means their cunt could be halfway up their armpit. Women I mean, not whales
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it's too late for me Sloppy, just save yourself
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you been fuckin my wife Alfalfa?
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cunts
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In the words of Moby Dick: "I could have you krilled"
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either that, or the cunt had made a tiny sou'wester for it
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it's one of many drawbacks the old cunt was complaining about. "Jesus Christ!" I shouted. That got him proper vexed Schotto
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You holidaying in the Golan Heights this summer?
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Gove? Now there is an actual cock shaped piece of Gary Glitter's frozen shit
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I'm bigger than God. I've seen his nob
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fuck off you squelchy ectopic sub-creature
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I'd rather ram cock shaped pieces of Garry Glitter's frozen shit into my eye sockets Splotty. He's a Churchill tribute act, that's all.
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There's a place in Wales called "Cum". Well okay it's actually "Cwm", but still. Then there's "Chorlton Cum Hardly"
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Frank, have you thought of having breast ironing? I mean, you are a bit of a tit you know.
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Cardiff Irish Traveller's arrest shameful, says charity
ratcum replied to Miles's topic in The Corner
It's that time of year again isn't it? Bloody typical -
You're absolutely right Authoritah. This is why Africans don't want to pay for anything. The cunts.
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Never popped out for fag yourself Nocti?
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As she wheeled her wheelbarrow, Through streets broad and narrow, Crying "blow job for a sixpence, Anal for shilling!"
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and that from the Billingsgate Sluice!
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you saucy hound CB
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Fuck me Killer! I mean, actually do it to me
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I can just picture it now Jewdy. Thanks for the inspiration.
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I'd certainly have munched Reinhard Heydrich's daughter's shit. Not during the war of course, as she was only six at the end. But by the late 50s, you couldn't have kept me off it.
